AlabamaJack
eXtreme
anything tastes good with defcon zero
HA HA HA new "Hotness scale"
- Thread starter Fire Angel
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AlabamaJack said:
Beat me to it.
AlabamaJack said:
i wonder if anyone has told this guy that the hole that he's talking from ain't his mouth.
Oh to hell with it i'm gonna make a new periodic table,
1. Solids
2. Gases
3. Liquids
There are many sub cats to numbers 1, 2 and 3 but forget what the lab coats say and trust your own senses to tell you if it's 1, 2 or 3,
you see science can be too complex so take the simple route to looking like you've got brains coming out your ears, and use Taylor's Table of Things (copyright)
:if the above table is copied in any form i couldn't give a rats!:
Oh to hell with it i'm gonna make a new periodic table,
1. Solids
2. Gases
3. Liquids
There are many sub cats to numbers 1, 2 and 3 but forget what the lab coats say and trust your own senses to tell you if it's 1, 2 or 3,
you see science can be too complex so take the simple route to looking like you've got brains coming out your ears, and use Taylor's Table of Things (copyright)
:if the above table is copied in any form i couldn't give a rats!:
Novacastrian said:
Passow's heat rating system:
1. Where's the heat?
2. Was that a tingle I just felt? Nope, just bit my tongue is all.
3. Still waiting for some heat.
4. Jolokias are fun!
5. The Source extract? Ya, it tingles a bit and makes me drool slightly.
You forgot "smiqlids", those that are not solid but also not liquid are smiqlids. Jello, non-nutonian fluids, etc etcDavetaylor said:
ah but then that makes 4 and the start of the journey into complicated confusion
Davetaylor said:ah but then that makes 4 and the start of the journey into complicated confusion
Ya, well, welcome to my world! Confussion is the best place to be because you get dizzy really fast and those head rushes are always fun.fun but they don't last long enough, either that or i don't get confused enough!
McGoo said:
LMAO.
I thought you were just being funny, but it's true. 1oz of tepins will make 4000 lbs of salsa that has a detectable level of hotness.
This should mean that from AJ's peppers last year he should have been able to make a warehouse full of mild salsa.
Davetaylor said:
Are you serious? I doubt this guy has even ever eaten a pepper. Tabasco hotter than Choc Habs or red Savinas? Tepin the hottest of them all? C'mon! If anyone ever wants to do a serious heat scale then poll the people here that really grow them and eat them. I bet if you did a silent poll among those of us here that have tried all the superhots it would agree almost 90%. There may be a couple of times that someone had one pepper ranked one spot higher or lower, but if you did a top ten you would get the same answers in there every time. This guy has not a clue of what he says. Sorry for the rant, but I hate people making money on my passion that clearly don't share it or they would know what they hell they were talking about!
peter pepper said:LMAO.
I thought you were just being funny, but it's true. 1oz of tepins will make 4000 lbs of salsa that has a detectable level of hotness.
This should mean that from AJ's peppers last year he should have been able to make a warehouse full of mild salsa.
AJ has a warehouse full of salsa starter now. He just needs 400lbs of onions and 2000lbs of tomatoes and he is in business!
Fire Angel said:
ROTFLMAO! This is the funniest thing I've seen all day! This guy is an absolute flake: "Trust your tongue to taste reality,
and NEVER let the machines or the guys in lab coats to do it for you". Just imagine applying that to any other science or measurement, like the weather. "It feels like it's 120F degrees out here, so it must be true!"
AlabamaJack
eXtreme
Well, he is in California...
JayT said:
No JayT
Not serious i mean how could i be serious the guy is a complete loon.
I was being sarcastic.
As for him making money i can't see him making much unless if actually catches someone that has copied his scale without including the copyright!
But who that knows peppers would have is list anywhere near their site, unless they have a joke section!
Do you think he maybe sells all the tons of salsa he makes to get his test results!!
The guy has been in the business for over 20 years, and I know a lot of people that were satisfied with his seeds, but he needs to give up his "tepin" promoting and try a real bhut, or for that matter any hot chinense. Maybe we should send him some super-hotties to see where he puts them on his scale, and we'll make sure they were grown in peat
POTAWIE said:The guy has been in the business for over 20 years, and I know a lot of people that were satisfied with his seeds, but he needs to give up his "tepin" promoting and try a real bhut, or for that matter any hot chinense. Maybe we should send him some super-hotties to see where he puts them on his scale, and we'll make sure they were grown in peat
Shit, never mind the superhots i'll just sell him some of my caribbean reds. $10 says they'll absolutely destroy him and his pitiful little tastebuds. He'll never mention the word tepin again.
