Mysterious virus kills all swine. Worldwide bacon riots ensue. All red meat eaters die for lack of pork fat. Hippy's take over the world and release all farm animals into the wild where they are consumed by predators and wiped out. Lack of leather products for Birkenstock sandals cause hippy's to turn on themselves and ultimately perish. Only Texas and Louisiana fishermen and shrimpers remain. Nation of Texola is founded and rules the planet. President Troy Aikman and VP Drew Brees elected. Free catfish, shrimp, and oyster po'boys for everyone!