food Lettuce Salad!

[Scovie]

Post up your fabulous lettuce dishes. Greens man! Greens.


Here's mine to start:


I make salad. I eat lettuce. It's good for your phsychy.

Tossed Iceburg with Tillamook Sharp Cheddar.
Diced leftover Prime Rib.
Avacado
Black Olives
Tomato
Pickled Peño Wheels

Topped with Blue Cheese dressing, Croutons and some African pepper juju dust and Black pepper.

Chow Mang!

 

[The Hot Pepper]

That looks delicious!

 

[t0mato]

oh my gawd that looks awesome!

 

[luvmesump3pp3rz]

it`s all good except one thing.....
 
no cucumber. 
 
another thing is store bought winter tomatoes suck

 

[internationalfish]

I'm a big fan of all sorts of greens, but one of the best lettucey things I've had is a quarter head of iceberg with good blue cheese dressing and bacon bits. I thought they were kidding when I got handed that at a decent restaurant, but man, that was great. Easy to make at home, too!
 
When I had access to Sam's Club, I'd get a big tub of blue cheese crumbles and mix them about half and half with blue cheese dressing. It became correct.

 

[Shorerider]

Looks great Scovie, I loves me a nice salad.

 

[Walchit]

You should make your own blue cheese,

16oz each of mayo and sour cream
5 oz or so of crumbles

Splash of lemon juice

Splash of Worcestershire

Splash of Tabasco

Its really good I promise.

This is my favorite kind of Lettuce

https://youtu.be/u81zGhLn_IM

 

[texas blues]

This thread.
 
Ho Lee Chinese Mind Phucafication.
 
Its like the Matrix.
 
Only differnt'.
 
We're gonna' need drugs.
 
Lots of drugs. 
 
 
 
 

 

[Scovie]

 

[Scovie]

 

[Walchit]

I've had that salad b4. It was a rough night/week.

 

[texas blues]

Whoa dad.
 
Are those 500mg Tabs of Niagra on that lettuce?
 
You need to post a follow up pic.
 
With 4 fat ladies.
 
A team of clydesdales. 
 
You.
 
With bigass man titties.
 
And a calf that can't find its mother.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

[texas blues]

I need to stop posting.
 
Before I get into trouble.
 
I was just thinking.
 
About foreplay and using a feather.
 
Or using a live pissed off rooster.

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjIyebaiJUI

 

[The Hot Pepper]

 

[The Hot Pepper]

About foreplay and using a feather.
 
Or using a live pissed off rooster.

 
I guess you've been to a Chicken Strip club before...
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkdrkf3PnmA

 

[Scovie]

:Rofl:

 

[texas blues]

2 days now.
 
And no posts.
 
Up in this thread.
 
This ain't over by a damn sight.
 
I may have to go all medieval.
 
With a pair of pliers.
 
And a blowtorch.
 
On a pineapple.
 
 

 

[The Hot Pepper]