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My new job as a parking lot deassholeifier.

TXCG

TXCG

I get so f***ing sick and tired of coming home to find that I have NO WHERE TO F***ING PARK because people around here feel that it is their right to park in TWO F***ING SPACES. I decided to start handing out citations:

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See how far away the car in the background is? That's because its 3/4 of a parking space away. What a prick
 
You see waht you soulhd do is mkae the coititans raed lkie tihs. Taht wolud psis tehm off :)


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imaguitargod said:
Why help them be better stupid?
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chuk hell said:
Drinking and posting again
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No not drunk. It's a saying that my very wise roommate and friend, Dave Reed, used to say. Basically, these people are terminally stupid, they don't know that other people exist, and are the type of people that should have been eaten at birth. You can train them here and there (maybe) but they still will be stupid and do stupid stuff. So therefore, "Why help them be better stupid".
 
Ahh. Makes sense now. And the reason I want to help is so i CAN FIND A F***ING PLACE TO PARK GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Nice link sick, i'm going to print some of those.
 
imaguitargod said:
Duct tape?
Defcon Zero on the underside of the door handle?
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Haha I've done something similar before but used fresh dog shit. Vaseline works well too as its a weird texture.
 
imaguitargod said:
Duct tape?
Defcon Zero on the underside of the door handle?
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Txclosetgrower said:
Haha I've done something similar before but used fresh dog shit. Vaseline works well too as its a weird texture.
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We used to use this stuff called 'instant shit'. Spencer's sold it. It came in a spray can and was an oil-based foam. the stuff was nasty smelling and if you got it on you it'd take like 3 or 4 days to get the smel off you.
 
People do suck. Fortunately I drive a 98 Cherokee, So if some douche parks his Navigator way over the line, I park right up against him and get out the passenger door if necessary.;)

If you can't fit at all, it doesn't help.

I think a zeroxed "PARK LIKE THIS AGAIN AND I WILL KEY YOUR CAR" would work pretty well.
 
When people park diagonal across two lines because they think they're special I park right f***ing next to them. Closer than i would have if they had just parked like everyone else. And sometimes even accidentally open my door into their car, or I used to back when I used to rock the pontiac POS.
 
Better stupid...

imaguitargod said:
No not drunk. It's a saying that my very wise roommate and friend, Dave Reed, used to say. Basically, these people are terminally stupid, they don't know that other people exist, and are the type of people that should have been eaten at birth. You can train them here and there (maybe) but they still will be stupid and do stupid stuff. So therefore, "Why help them be better stupid".
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Not quite what I meant. Example: One of our clients brings in a resume full of bad grammar and misspellings. The resume represents them and they are stupid. Do I correct this and make them look better than they are? And thereby misrepresent them to a potential employer?

I used to correct peoples mispronunciations. Not any more.

"Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig."

- Mark Twain

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cheezydemon said:
People do suck. Fortunately I drive a 98 Cherokee, So if some douche parks his Navigator way over the line, I park right up against him and get out the passenger door if necessary.;)
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The problem with that is when he leaves, you look like the parking idiot;)
 
:lol: that's really funny Potawie. I mean I'm the parking idiot all the time because I can't park. I don't go near single spaces if I can avoid it, I like the double ones just for swinging the car in but I still only take up one space without writing off both cars either side.
 
Good point Potowie, but I usually am able to stay basically in the space in the instances I am describing. When they leave I am on the line, but not 2 feet over like these dip shoots.
 
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