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My turn to host a contest CLOSED

Rymerpt

Rymerpt

My journey here at THP has been filled with nothing but generosity. Its my turn to spread some love. Most of these seeds were given to me by Smileyguy. I have sense found that supers are great, but I don't need all these seeds. My grow space is limited. Time to share.

This is what the winner will receive:

SEEDS

Chocolate bhutlah

Dougalah

Infinity

Naga morich

Maruga

7pot barrack pore

7pot brainstrain

7pot primo

7pot white

7pot yellow

THATS 10 packets of super hot seeds


THIS CONTEST IS FOR US ONLY SORRY


CONTEST = I'm a poet and would like to see your skills.
Please submit an original pepper related poem.

Multiple entries are ok.

I'll judge the winner. Contest open to anyone that could use these seeds (USA only please SORRY).

I'll give you a week.

Contest ends Monday October 6th 8am PST
 
Life is like a garden filled with peppers.
There are Red ones,Orange ones,and all types of colors ones.Ghosts,Reaper and Scorpion to name a few.
People are like peppers sometimes,they can heat you up a time are two.

Through my time on earth ,I have ran across a Peter Pepper are two.I just keep on doing things as,I usually do. Till my time is through.Planting peppers seeds in the soil before, I go through the final door.
 
Beware, the reaper seed!
Beware of the reaper seed
hidden in your meal
waiting for you, indeed
 
 
To bite it without knowing
then you'll shout and start blowing
 
 
It's a reaper, a reaper seed
now, your face red hot!
who put reaper in the pot?
 
 
Gubble a cup of soda
your mouth's still hot!
who put reaper in the pot?
 
 
Grab a spoon of sugar
ooh, that's better.....
 
 
Search through your food
for the culprit
now, you can't find it
 
 
Where is it?
 
 
Hidden in your meal
so beware, for it's real!
 
My peppers are red
My girl friend lips are too
Some of my my peppers are sweet
And my girl friend lips are too

My other peppers are hot as hell
As so can my girl friend be at times.

Just don't tell her.I planted pepper seeds
in her flower beds this time.
I can handle the heat,but not this time.
 
Do you think your a god
Why would you to eat that brown pod
Well I've eaten a brain
It was all about the pain
Should I explain
How my vomit ran down the drain
Should I go on
About these peppers reigning from babylon
What about madballz seven
On scale of one to ten it hurts like eleven
Quilted northern take me away
For I knew not what I was getting into
When I jumped in the Fray
 
They burn you in the day
They burn you at night
They burn you in the bed
They burn when your on the head.
These peppers are so Damn hot 
it feel like lava coming out when your 
on the pot.Forget about the Ice Cream,
frozen toilet and ice pops,their are no help
the burn want stop. 
 
These buggers sure do sting,
And make my ears kinda ring,
Yet I continue to eat um',
In fact it's quite dumb,
Because it always ends in screams.

Nothing like a limerick with a cleverly hidden toilet joke, eh?
 
Quickly and Gnarly you pincer my tongue
Destroying everything of my taste buds
You like to see me in pain don't you?
Your stinger taunting me as you ripen red.
I blissfully await for your innards to mature
They are set ablaze by walls of lava.
You obliterate my manhood if I so mistakenly touch your venom.
And show no mercy to others that try to tame you.
I quiver as I think about how my lips and you are meant to be.
Yet i remain titillated by your beauty and fragrance  
Choosing ignorance of the pain keeps us whole.
Guess what? I am not afraid of you
for my love of you is dear and true.
Until it is time, I will patiently wait for you to be ready for me,
as I am for you.
love always, you're primo
 
COCOONS OF FIRE
 
Cocoons of fire, are eye candy at best
we crave them, desire them over the rest
 
seeking the heat, to scorch the palate
living the dream, my tongue says ... "lets have it"
 
watery eyes & tongues of fire  
will make you, or break you, or make you a crier
 
the heat we seek with pleasure and pain
sweating, belching is part of that game
 
patiently we wait for our cocoons to glow red
finding some vermin have raided the bed 
taking some action while scratching our head
cursing the day wishing the pest were all dead
 
the cocoon's we seek, shall put many to the test
eating them, surviving them, we only grow the best
 
when all the dust clears, and the nose is on fire
grinding those peppers satisfying the buyers
 
when all said and done and the season is over
thinking of next year we search the world over
striking up deals with trades and the such
always wanting more to have in our clutch
 
those cocoons of fire have put many to bed
only to prove the test was in their head
with mouth & tongue and lips on fire
have made many big men curl up and inquire
why did i eat those cocoons of fire!
 
​the morel of this rhyme has been found over time
that cocoon's of fire, i grow them their mine
 
the days have come to share my bounty
pepper lovers all over found in so many counties
growing what we love for fire and feast
cocoon's of fire are truly the beast!
 
Cocoon's of fire by
 
Tropical mania September 30th 2014 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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