guilty.Using FAIL as a noun. The words Brekkie and Sammy(ie) instead of breakfast and sandwich. The ridiculous over-abbreviation of everything. If you're too lazy to type out two or three words, then you shouldn't communicate by typing. I could go on, but I feel my brain throbbing with rage just thinking about more language butchery...
I say "sammy" all the time - I do however say "breakfast sammy" - I would never abbreviate breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day. I also say "fail" but it is not as a noun. I'm not sure what you mean there - when people say "epic fail" or simply "fail" it is still an adverb or pronoun. "this picture is full of fail" still describes an action. It's a lazy and not verbose description, but it's still a description of a horrible result from an action. that said, I do not say "totes" for "totally", so at least you can sleep at night knowing that. Now if you'll excuse me I have a breakfast sammy to nom nom nom.