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Post Your Crappy Spicy Food

Hey y'all.
 
Been thinkin' about this one for a few weeks now. I know some of y'all eat some really ghetto stuff and from time to time I do also. I'm quite sure some of y'all have seen some of my posted pics and thought to yourself..."Daaaaaang TB! That looks like ass!" So recently I got to thinkin'. Yeah I know thats dangerous. 
 
I know for a fact y'all eat some weird sheeit-o-meter stuff. I betcha' dollah's to donut's there's a few of y'all that you've cooked up only the finest .25 cent on sale Ramen and thought it would be goodern ' hell if only it had a can of pork n' beans mixed up in it. And of course adding some hot powder and/or hot sauce makes it completely legit.
 
 
So this is the thread where y'all all come clean and posty your most mangled sickening crap that you've made and eaten.
 
A few rules for posting.
 
1. Tell us about the ingredients used.
 
2. Post the spiceenescxt. A heat ingredient is mandatory!
 
3. Words without a pic to back it up are worthless. Pics are mandatory!
 
4. Absolutely no foo foo in this thread but its more than cool and the gang to describe it as such.
 
5. This is supposed to be a fun but revealing thread. Lets just have fun.
 
 
We that's it then.
 
Let me start this train wreck of a thread.
 
The other night I had some leftover pasta my friend Chico made with anchovies, capers, tomato, chiles, and some other stuff. Didn't have really enough to make a meal size portion so I added some other ingredients. 
 
Microwave radiated leftover orcchiette pasta putanesca with only the finest hand opened bag of generic frozen peas and carrots with topped with sour cream and jalapeno tomato vinaigrette reduction.
 
Too bad I had all the decent sized bowls running in the dishwasher.
 
So I opted to serve this delectable culinary delight up in only the best doggy fine china. Gracias missylou.
 

 
Sure it looks like something missylou ate and then barfed up but it was dang tasty y'all!
 

 
As the stuff was being microwaved the smell of the anchovies from the leftover sauce in the pasta started really smelling up the house. mrs. blues hollah' at me from down the hall in her office from where she was working.
 
"Something is stinkin' to high heaven in there. Would you please take out the garbage for the love of GOD!!!!"
 

 
So what y'all got?
 
Leftover little smokie's wrapped in soggy wonder bread and baked in the oven with globs of velveeta on top? 
 
4 day old meatloaf nacho's?
 
Post it up and let us rate just how bad it truly is.
 
Now get on it.
 
And save the holier than thou crap that you never eat stuff like this because we KNOW YOU DO!
 
Ever body knows Jay shaves with 3 day old leftover hot dog water.
 
 
 
 
yeah, I would say it is safe to say that any Ramen type product is crap.  It can be doctored up nicely, but still crap.
 
texas blues said:
CJ called.
 
You're fired.
Well Nate's dish would be a big step up from the usual anniversary dinner of Fish sticks and frozen crinkle cut fries. :rofl:
sicman said:
sir, well done on the crap then   :rofl:
Never heard of Pot Stickers or Gyoza?

Damm Hippy.

A pimpin Hippy, but still a damm hippy.
 
Really Scovie? Pot stickers are pan fried dumplings. The bottoms stick to the pan until done, and the top steams. Gyoza is the Japanese name. Nothing hippie 'bout em.
 
The Hot Pepper said:
Really Scovie? Pot stickers are pan fried dumplings. The bottoms stick to the pan until done, and the top steams. Gyoza is the Japanese name. Nothing hippie 'bout em.
SICMAN NEVER HEARD OF THEM!!!!

I am the one that brought up Gyoza.

jeesh. You can't live with these people.
sicman said:
what in the world is the things on the plate?  "pot stickers?"  what is that?
 
FU! That's it!!! I'm gonna post up in here...
 
box_of_mole.jpg
 
Aww crap.

THP - 27

Scovie - 0


Literally that's crapolé tho.

What kind of Mole is Cholesterol free? :spitsontheground:
 
Don't hate brah! It's DEEE-LICIOUS!! Even on pancakes!
 
:rofl:
 
I'm taking back your crown. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT CHOLESTEROL IN IT! :lol:
 
No way José.

My crown was put there by God herself.

Besides, it's worth nothing on the black market. C'ept for maybe an Amish mafia Hot Dog or some SoFlo Mangravy. Whoot!

:BOLD:
 
Scoville DeVille said:
No way José.

My crown was put there by God herself.

Besides, it's worth nothing on the black market. C'ept for maybe an Amish mafia Hot Dog or some SoFlo Mangravy. Whoot!

:BOLD:
 
Amish Mafia Dog is over rated. SoFlo Mangravy on the other hand....
 
That sheeit's got mystical mojo.
 
Many have heard, few have tasted.
 
I want some SoFlo Mangravy!
 
I will trade you a crown for the recipe.

As soon as I give to the SoFloBro's, my Cadillac, first born (we would need to make that) and let them film me swimming with a Bull Manatee. Or Bear. That guy.
 
JayT said:
yeah, I would say it is safe to say that any Ramen type product is crap.  It can be doctored up nicely, but still crap.
 
Crappy yes, but that doesn't mean it isn't good all the same. Love my Ramen creations.
 
Went to Chewelah, had a crappy burger in a crappy bar with an AWESOME sign!!!! 
 
chewelah bar.jpg

 
hippy sign.jpg

 
 
:cheers: TB!  :lol:
 
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