ROFL LMFAO and so on. How dare you conspire to question the PPJ variety, you are both out of order. I developed the orginal lady-lace, deep-throattle, chupacabra phenotypes. Beware, they bit back. Especially PPJ Soixante Neuf.
Full disclosure: I'm developing the "Bulgarian Kumquat Tarantula Castrator III". As the name suggests, it's a strain I've been developing from the Chuck Norris phenotype, and yes, its tastes like cinnamon toast. Instead of capsaicin, its actually full of irukandji box jellyfish, and shoots poisoned darts when startled. I'm working with a team of elite proctologists and high school guidance counsellors on the marketing strategy. It's totally a secret, so don't tell anybody.