So yeah, any foo can put bacon on bread
But not every foo puts CAJohn's Bourbon St. BBQ sauce on after that
And not every foo slides some sharp cheddar on top o' dat
And fo sho not every foo slaps some beef brisket on the pile
... or pickled peños
And yeah, gotta have the requisite lettuce and tomatoe, so no one complains
Then, to do it right, gotta do all that again, but in reverse
Slap some bread on top
BOOM!
Just in case you didn't see it the first time....
So yeah, for those of you paying attention, there's a hole in that one slice of bread. I might not have posted it, but my darling son made up an entire song to the tune of "O Holy Night", revised for "O Holey Bread".... you had to be here. The hole stayed.