food SAVE QUESO!

[texas blues]

Smart dog. He/she/it has done a great job of properly training their human.

 
Dogs.
 
We think they are our friends.
 
Our pets.
 
Our family.
 
But in reality.
 
We are their slave bitches.
 
To do their bidding.
 
Because.
 
They don't drive.
 
Queso is like a dog too.
 
You're going to be a slave bitch either way.
 
To both.
 
I am.
 
And couldn't be happier!

 

[texas blues]

I went to my dear sweet ma's casa yesterday.
 
I cooked burgers on the flat top.
 
My dear sweet sister brought over a crockpot of HEB queso.
 
It was runny and salty as hell.
 
I've had that same HEB queso before and it was killer.
 
Ma, Ken, and I were disappoint.
 
Even my sister and BIL only dipped a few chips.
 
 
Ma gave me her mini crock pot she never used.
 
I got a jones for some queso now!

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

i would eat too much queso right now...
 
on a bowl of noodles, a pile of chips, a salad, or a chickenfried steak, it doesn't even matter...
I'm cravin' the queso too...
Cept' i'm thinkin', skip the chips and salsa, go straight for some scrimps and bay scallops dipped in queso-dip with old bay, and smoked Serrano pow
Boom  
maybe some vinegar/lime; red onion, and thin sliced cucumber on the side 
 
   

 

[texas blues]

i would eat too much queso right now...
 
on a bowl of noodles, a pile of chips, a salad, or a chickenfried steak, it doesn't even matter...
I'm cravin' the queso too...
Cept' i'm thinkin', skip the chips and salsa, go straight for some scrimps and bay scallops dipped in queso-dip with old bay, and smoked Serrano pow
Boom  
maybe some vinegar/lime; red onion, and thin sliced cucumber on the side 
 
   

 
 
Chix fried steak smothered in queso is a 'thang of beauty.
 
And you're got dang right.
 
On the shrimps and scallops.
 
Shellfish and white fishes paired with queso rock!

 

[texas blues]

Mini crockpot.
 
One part velveeta.
 
One part shredded cheddar scheeze.
 
One part HEB Pequin salsa.
 
Because.
 
Texas.
 
 

 
 
Toast some corn tortillah's on a comal.
 
 

 
 
Now do what Texans do.
 
 

 
 
I dunno' what it is.
 
But queso is magic.
 
You could rob a bank in Texas.
 
And be pulled over in the getaway car.
 
By the Texas DPS.
 
And if you have a bowl of queso and chips in the front seat.
 
They would let you go.
 
But only after.
 
Telling you how they would have made it better.
 
 
True story.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

I always keep some in the ash tray.

 

[texas blues]

I always keep some in the ash tray.

 
WTH?
 
Cars don't have ash trays anymore.
 
What are you driving?
 
A broke ass 60's Plymouth?

 

[The Hot Pepper]

What? You never cranked the heater to warm it up and used the lighter to toast the chips?

 

[Edmick]

What? You never cranked the heater to warm it up and used the lighter to toast the chips?

Straight from the pages of the mud butt cookbook.

 

[texas blues]

What? You never cranked the heater to warm it up and used the lighter to toast the chips?

 
'69 Dodge Dart.
 
Yep.
 
I did some sheeit in that car.
 
Gal at the Green Lantern Tavern in Harlingen TX.
 
Wanted a ride home.
 
Made me stop by a fresh plowed cotton field on the way.
 
We did it in the dirt.
 
And lit cigarettes with the dash lighter afterwards.
 
I just turned 18.
 
Good times.

 

[texas blues]

Straight from the pages of the mud butt cookbook.

 
I swear.
 
I got Freddy Mercury Poisoning just reading that post!

 

[stettoman]

Far be it for me to add to the delinquency of an 8 year old thread, but this seemed important...
 
The Darlin' Bride's favorite eats when we lived in AZ was an outfit called Ajo Al's. Probably ate there a hunnert times or more over 12 years. I never ordered anything else for an entrée

 
I always ordered it "caliente, por favor", and they'd line the entire plate with a bed of sliced jalas, not pictured here.
 
These people were picky about the nomenclature: The first time we were in there I'd asked for a "queso cheese dip". Almost got laughed out of the place.
 
Good times & Tecate.

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

I always keep some in the ash tray.

 
 

 
WTH?
 
Cars don't have ash trays anymore.
 
What are you driving?
 
A broke ass 60's Plymouth?

 
no but some do come with a spare taco holder now 
and my dumbass has been using that spot for my sunglasses
 
 

 

[texas blues]

 
 
 
no but some do come with a spare taco holder now 
and my dumbass has been using that spot for my sunglasses
 
 

 
 
Why didn't I think of that???

 

[Elpicante]

Queso means cheese! If you're taking about queso dip say queso dip, just saying queso is giving the word a new meaning. Like salsa! Salsa means sauce but we changed it into an actual type of sauce to eat with chips. SAVE QUESO!

Sorry but no!!! That it's only one meaning of queso. Just like salsa, it also has another meaning.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

The joke went over your head.
 
SAVE queso from turning into a word like salsa.
 
Blah blah, 2012, who cares lol.

 

[texas blues]

Today is supposedly.
 
National Chili Day.
 
But now I want to save queso.
 
Its also lent.
 
Which means fish tacos.
 
 
 
Dammit!

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

 
 
Chix fried steak smothered in queso is a 'thang of beauty.
 
And you're got dang right.
 
On the shrimps and scallops.
 
Shellfish and white fishes paired with queso rock!

 
 

Today is supposedly.
 
National Chili Day.
 
But now I want to save queso.
 
Its also lent.
 
Which means fish tacos.
 
 
 
Dammit!

 
 
well, there ya go

 

[texas blues]

I'm a tortured soul.
 
Wandering the vast wasteland.
 
Of the netherworld.
 
Torn between queso.
 
Texas chili (no beans).
 
Or fish tacos.
 
It is madness.
 
Madness I tell you!
 
I will probably just order a pizza.
 
Hawaiian style.
 
For delivery.
 
 
 
Trouble needs to go out to poop now.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

You are speaking normal. What happened? Fish tacos. Queso. Chili. Pizza.
 
Wait. Cook it ALL, put it in a dog bowl with Gorton's fish sticks, cover with swiss cheese, nuke for 30, and add ranch. Boom!