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Smasehd for life

He's able to browse the Internet at work because he's so small they gave him a special miniature monitor only he can see.
 
texas blues said:
You're working while posting on THP? Riiiiiiiiight. Sure you are...
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Yes, Being a manager I have full internet access at work. The only sites I can't get into are gambling and porn sites...:)

thehotpepper.com said:
He's able to browse the Internet at work because he's so small they gave him a special miniature monitor only he can see.
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You never miss an opportunity do you!!! :lol:
 
moyboy said:
Yes, Being a manager I have full internet access at work. The only sites I can't get into are gambling and porn sites...:)



You never miss an opportunity do you!!! :lol:
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Since you're posting in a drunk thread as well, does that mean that they also let you get piss drunk at work too?:P
 
What about hungover people?

Bugger me what a start to the day, get up wayyyy too late because i was too drunk to remember to take my phone to bed with me (for the alarm not the pron). Ring the boss (mummy) and get told you are lucky because you wouldn't have had a job on monday.
Then i get to work hear a sms come through on my stupid phone (Samsung S8300 touch, don't buy one) and slide the screen up AND NOTHING! The damn screen is phuct. I then ring customer support (don't know why they call it that all it makes you want to do is scream bloody murder) to be told that i must try to go through the manufactures warranty as the handset is only 4 months old. "Got an email address?" Yeah sure tell them only to be told that they don't do hotmail. WTF why not? I dunno morons.

Now i gotta wait until they sent proof of purchase via snail mail and then get in contact with Samsung. So as it stands now i am using a piece of poop Nokia (at least it has a flashlight on it).

Was it the moonshines fault?? Boooooooooo i say booooooo.
Actually i think i am still drunk...
 
LOL your computer and your phone are bust! LOL :rofl: How are you on THP, smoke signals form moy's ass?
 
Hey i fuxed my pc you girls blouse and i didn't have nothin to do with my phone throwing in the towel. HONEST! Technoligeee can blow me...
 
Ya need this:

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The Sonic Bomb alarm clock is powerful enough to raise the dead. Why? For one, it comes with a 113dB alarm (louder than a jackhammer). But if that's not enough to wake you from your beauty fugly rest, it also flashes a bedside lamp on and off and has a 12-volt bed vibrator. Awake yet?
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http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/afraid_to_sleep_the_sonic_bomb.php


Oh, and here's yer shirt Nova....:lol:

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http://www.nostarclothing.com/t-shirts/catalog/product.php?category=men&type=tee&name=m_thirty
 
Gettin' loopy. Uh oh. This is when the moyboy jokes come out. Naaah, I kid.
 
look ma....no hands....roflmao
 
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