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Smasehd for life

Been smokin' (BBQ... not that smokin'!) and drinkin' all day hope my finished plate looks good in Holy Smoke LOL!

:drunk:

Wheee!!!

Where's JayT????!!!!!!
 
Going to mrs. blues company xmas party. She's dragging me to it. Made a complete ass of myself at the last co. party....I was in teh doghouse for a month. I'll have to do about 5 puntitas of tequila to get warmed up before she comes home and we go to teh party....anyone know a good divorce lawyer.
 
LOL @ TB.

Man that was smoke tonight!!! Still drankin'... smell like apple wood.
 
I'm here. Too late for me to start tonight. I did however pick up some interesting meat for entry #1 today. Wild boar. I may do it tomorrow or may wait until Sunday when I get my venison and do it all at one time. We'll see. Looking good THP. Good to see you being the doting husband TB.
 
Geezzz...

All I HAD to do was run my girlfriend some water and shuttle her mango/grapefruit & rum while she bathed.......

....sucks to be me!! ;)
 
Teh party last night was unthrilling. No drunken tomfoolishnessess or some such. The food (we both had the prime rib) was awful. Aujus from a can, cold food, meat could have been a large dog. Horseradish was a sour cream that might have had a pin drop of actual horseradish in it. I loathe these company parties. Boooooorrinng! I did get a bottle 'o Baileys out of teh deal and as mrs. blues didn't feel my attire matched, she's threatened to have me go a buy a new pair of black shitkicker boots. Helloooooo Tony Lama!
 
Tonight's tag-team.....DING DING!!

In the beer corner, we have Guinness Extra Stout and the perinnial Keystone Light!!!

YAYYYYYY!!!!!!

In the Liquor corner, we have the recently retired but never far away...

BLOODY V-8!!: big handfull of ice, 8oz. Spicy V-8, 2oz. Russian vodka, three shakes Lea&Perrins, four good twists on the ol'peppermill, and ONE DROP of Dave's Ultimate Insanity sauce....stir, stir, stir.....enjoy!

On my third bloody V-8 and my 10th beer......I think I'll go re-heat my leftover curried shrimp!
 
Bloody hell Paul. I reckon I need to whoop up a bloody maria. On deck for tonight are duckfarts, a fresh sixer of shiner blond, Prazdroi, and tequila! Boxings on in an hour, teh tweed amp is warming up and I have salmon waiting to be abused! All I need now is a frog to lick!
 
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!! A whole day of venison. Cutting, cleaning, wrapping, cooking, eating. And a wholelotta drinking. WHeeeeeeeeee!
 
Seriously, I think the butcher screwed up. I had 15 packs of steaks, five large roasts, two HUGE loins, two backstraps, and about 40lbs of burger!!! I guess that buck must have been bigger than I thought!
 
As I struggled and drank through this and my cooking for the throwdown at the same time, I thought to myself. I sat in miserable weather, drove several hours each way, took off work (not really a hard thing to do) and seriously struggled dragging this bastard a mile and a half. That made me take my time to do it right. I will enjoy every bite just like I always do.
 
JayT said:
As I struggled and drank through this and my cooking for the throwdown at the same time, I thought to myself. I sat in miserable weather, drove several hours each way, took off work (not really a hard thing to do) and seriously struggled dragging this bastard a mile and a half. That made me take my time to do it right. I will enjoy every bite just like I always do.
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Friggin sweet, Jay!
 
Thanks. Right now I am enjoying every swig of my third vodka and tonic with lime! Had to use those limes from my foo foo up somehow!

Edit: Wheeeeeeeeeee!!! Where are TB and THP to share in my debauchery?
 
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