You know, when you can't really feel you fingers on the keyboard, you're kind a driunktf. Mebee. I CAN'T FEE MY FINGERS!!!!
And does it crack you up, when you tmake spaghhettii sauce whewn you're drunkft, and you try to get the olive slices out of the jar, and the lat one keeps slippign off the forkkk/sponnn/whatefer, back into the olive juice??? I still can't feel fmy fingergsrs.
Okay. Let me try that again. Seriously. I type EVERY DAMN DAY, almost ALL DAY, code, or some shit like that. I can usually type without thinking about it. I don't have to look at the keys. DAMMIT. I can type 130+ WPM. Well, I could, the last time I was timed, which was god knows how many years ago. So how long do you think it took me to type THIS paragraph, correcting typos all the way through it???????? Much f'ing longer than it should have..........