Dear Mr Deville,
As self-appointed PR representative for one Jay T Esquire, it is my duty to inform you that you are indeed encroaching on intellectual property.
Under proposed SOPA sanctions, Jay T Esquire now owns the portion of your bowels containing said material property.
You are hereby required to forfeit the aforementioned bowels, or alternatively, their contents forthwith, post haste.
Sincerely,
Dewey, Screwem & Howe
Public Relations
I'd like to add that I have no idea what this topic is supposed to be about, nor how it differentiates from the "random comments" thread - but it's most entertaining and I approve.
Carry on.