I work in retail. {I cant tell you where). one day, a fairly new coworker, semi retired lady, looks at me and says, " so does everyone that works here take up drinking?" -I relpleid, "yeah, O think so."
I signed up for 10 hour shifts- on weekends (yeah, I'm crazy) Today, as I left, I said to my coworker, " I cant think of any reason I shouldnt go home and have some rum". "Me, either," she says. "Have one for me, too!"
so...This is, Blood orange Italian soda, Red rum, and a squirt of lime juice.
and if I have a second one, maybe I wont dream I'm working in returns all night (you hear the craziest stories). and then, I can get up in the mornin and do another 10-hour shift tomorrow. Not sure why presidents day is a day off school, xaqctly, but I'm glad Monday is a day off!
Oh I almost forgot. Todays crazy story.
a woman calls and tells me, her car got broke into. she reported it to the police, and she is on the way to **** .then she realizes, they stole the stuff she was going to return, too. and theyll probably try to return it, and get her money back instead of her. and she wants to know, can she get her money back for yhe stuff that was stolen. she has the receipt.
I said no, I couldnt refund the money for stuff she didnt have. She should report it to the police. she wanted to know didnt we have a victim compensation policy.
who wouldnt drink?