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Smasehd for life

ooops.. sorry.... i just ate 'em all... I toned it down on my original recipe, but they still came out spicy.. MrMel was sweating his a$$ off but i barely felt it.. not quite ready for divorce yet!!
 
cool Mel, hope there are no lawyers (read rat bastards) in your near future..
 
nah not likely... :P only married for just under a year but been with MrMel for 11 so i think he's stuck with me!! the meatballs turned out pretty good.. but i dont know if I'd use the beyond death sauce again.. its got that typical death sauce taste to 'em... dogs were salivating though.. they wanted a piece!
 
if you want the best "extract" on the market, you need to try DefCon Zero...absolutely fire in a bottle with no metallic after taste...made from orange habs
 
Just don't buy Def's mack II wing sauce, that tastes like cows ass. Actually that is probably being a bit harsh on the old bovines...
 
you drunk again or still Nova...you talkin' about Deathmatch II?.....if so, it is made as a heat kickerupper only and not to be eaten alone...agree the taste is crappy by itself, but it does great things when used as a spice...
 
AlabamaJack said:
you drunk again or still Nova...you talkin' about Deathmatch II?.....if so, it is made as a heat kickerupper only and not to be eaten alone...agree the taste is crappy by itself, but it does great things when used as a spice...

I will have to take your word on that AJ, there is no way that i would go near the stuff again!
To answer your question i should be drunk but don't feel as though i am. I have consumed around a bottle (750 ml) of 45% shine though so i probably am! :)
 
come on guys... get your story straight?? i want a sauce that doesnt necessarily have to be extract based.. but it does have to be hot!!

man... i know i've had one too many beers... i couldnt figure out how to spell necessarily.. i had to use the spell check helper!
 
If you want the best tasting natural hot sauce go for Hippies Skobiyan. It could take the paint off walls!
 
half a bottle of beer left in the house (and its mine!!)... steamer is on and waiting for me to stick in BBQ pork buns and then i'm off to bed... the neighbours dog turned up tonight (in the rain).. so muscles (the dog) will have his 10 year old owner coming to collect him early in the morning... that means bed time for me!! good night all!
 
mel said:
come on guys... get your story straight?? i want a sauce that doesnt necessarily have to be extract based.. but it does have to be hot!!

man... i know i've had one too many beers... i couldnt figure out how to spell necessarily.. i had to use the spell check helper!

Spell checker? You can't use that in this thread!
 
I work in retail. {I cant tell you where). one day, a fairly new coworker, semi retired lady, looks at me and says, " so does everyone that works here take up drinking?" -I relpleid, "yeah, O think so."

I signed up for 10 hour shifts- on weekends (yeah, I'm crazy) Today, as I left, I said to my coworker, " I cant think of any reason I shouldnt go home and have some rum". "Me, either," she says. "Have one for me, too!"

so...This is, Blood orange Italian soda, Red rum, and a squirt of lime juice.

and if I have a second one, maybe I wont dream I'm working in returns all night (you hear the craziest stories). and then, I can get up in the mornin and do another 10-hour shift tomorrow. Not sure why presidents day is a day off school, xaqctly, but I'm glad Monday is a day off!


Oh I almost forgot. Todays crazy story.

a woman calls and tells me, her car got broke into. she reported it to the police, and she is on the way to **** .then she realizes, they stole the stuff she was going to return, too. and theyll probably try to return it, and get her money back instead of her. and she wants to know, can she get her money back for yhe stuff that was stolen. she has the receipt.
I said no, I couldnt refund the money for stuff she didnt have. She should report it to the police. she wanted to know didnt we have a victim compensation policy.

who wouldnt drink?
 
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