Ok. So I get a fresh pod from Kaiser and figured.....well I need to try this raw. I just have to. I needed to lose my super hot v-card in the worst way. I was going to do a video but had nobody around at the moment to do so and I wasn't going to wait until tomorrow because I have work on Monday. So I eat a bowl of chili and some potato wedges to give my stomach a solid base to fight the pod of exlax I'm about to try. Now there is no way I was going to shove the whole pod in my mouth. Fricken Thai's are somewhat hot to me these days. So i chopped it in half. The smell was amazing. These things smell better than any pepper I've smelled. Which isn't a lot but still. I was scared though. Lord was I shaking. I finally just said "Fack it" and threw the half in my mouth. Didn't get to taste it too much because I was like "Ok, hurry up and chew and swallow..." The heat started right away. I almost had a tough time swallowing. Got it down and prepared for the battle. Heat was intense. Tongue and back of the throat were ragin. I tried to hold on for as long as possible but lasted about 2.5 to 3 minutes before milk hit the lips. Boy did I get the cap high! I started to giggle almost uncontrollably. At which point, I wish I was on camera. I started pacing around the kitchen. Went outside. Did some jumping jacks. Came inside had a second glass of milk and I was good to go. Still burned like crazy but wasn't going to fill up on milk. Toughed it out and called HP to tell him my achievement. Anyway, figured I'd share that experience with everyone. I plan on bringing some fresh bhuts and/or yellow 7 pods to a local pizza joint to have em make me and a buddy an ultra hot pizza pie. Then I will for surely video that. Anyway, thanks for stopping by.
