Tales from the Loo: Chile's Attack!!

[Pepperfreak]

You know you got it bad when your farts even burn.

 

[paulky_2000]

My colon runneth over...

 

[Pepperfreak]

My wife has learned over the years that if she hears screams coming from the bathroom, not to come rushing in cause there isn't anything she can do to help.

 

[my_key]

This tread sounds like pure Freudianism to me: you know the oral stage is over when the anal stage starts

 

[paulky_2000]

you know the oral stage is over when the anal stage starts

There's an ass-to-mouth joke in here somewhere.....

 

[Nova]

There's an ass-to-mouth joke in here somewhere.....

Lucky you own the beaches and not Miami!

 

[JayT]

This tread sounds like pure Freudianism to me: you know the oral stage is over when the anal stage starts

That's about right.
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[Masala Mojo]

My wife has learned over the years that if she hears screams coming from the bathroom, not to come rushing in cause there isn't anything she can do to help.

Buddy......keep your heart fit as a fiddle and if ever you get an attack in Bathroom, we will have to read obituary in papers.....because your wife never comes to bathroom hearing your screams....!!!

 

[salsalady]

all I can say is......TMI!

 

[texas blues]

hehehe....this entire forum can be too much information. Wait until you see posted pics of Nova in a dress!

 

[salsalady]

Nova in a dress?

Oh, NO! no, no ,No, No,NOOOOO! THAT.... is DEFINITELY ...... TMI!





ps~ what size are you 'Nova? Might be able to send somethings your way.....~~~




Happy New Year!

 

[texas blues]

He's definitely not a petite. Size 12 or 14 maybe...

 

[tristam]

Nova in a dress HAHAHAHAHAHA how funny...

 

[tristam]

Ah man my stomach is killin me!! was up at 5 am rubbin stomach again and been twice since then...I suppose it's the hot hab sauce and the naga vodka!! killers..haha got real low down stomach pain a good 6/10 my poor stomach is tellin me no more please. But got friends around later so will be a repeat i think (hot sauce and naga vodka) oh help please o beer and wine!

 

[paulky_2000]

Just keep your mates away from the green cloud hovering over your toilet, Trist....

 

[tristam]

It's a no go zone at the moment!! i am ok now just sooo pissed off about the meat sisuation for the throwdown....

 

[texas blues]

I feel your pain Tris...

After last eve's overserving of fresnos, habs, bearnaise and steak.....the battle has begun......I can hear the jungle drums beating and the natives are restless.

 

[tristam]

Tb i can hear ya stomach from here man!! Your colon is lookin for divoirce!! and your sphincta say's what?? Boy is is feelin for ya man feelin for ya! nuff said respec my bretharin!! respec..

 

[texas blues]

Thus far I'm okay but the bongo's have been bangin' all day today.

 

[Deathtosnails]

My stomach has been gurgling all morning (and probably lastnight but that's kinda blurry) After scoffing my dinner, I made a beeline towards the sauce (bout 1/2 C) and gave it a good wollop of Blair's shot to hell. Mopped it up with more bread and burnt for about 10 minutes. Yay, lotsa fun
If these fruity woof woofs are anything to go by then hell needs some industrial air fresheners. I think my farts could strip rust