The Chronicles of JayT

[paulky_2000]

....has a nice ring to it!



How does it go with pink and black?

 

[RocketMan]

....has a nice ring to it!



How does it go with pink and black?

Hummm, Pink and Black, lets see maybe,

no that's a little to ......

maybe,

Uhhhhh, hum jury's still out on that but it goes GREAT with a Keystone!

 

[paulky_2000]

Totally awesome....I'll take it!

 

[RocketMan]

Totally awesome....I'll take it!

You mean like the first one under the second one all covered by your bikini apron?

 

[paulky_2000]

....and my tiara.

...now where did that thing go?

 

[RocketMan]

You left it in the case with the DQ crown

 

[paulky_2000]

I figured they were the same crown!

JayT once filled my fridge full of beer using a paperclip, eBay, and an old flower pot.

I was most appreciative.

True Story.

 

[RocketMan]

He is creative in how he goes about doing the undoable, is that even a word?

 

[paulky_2000]

Yes. JayT invented it.

 

[geeme]

No - "undoable" is not a word. ALL things are doable for JayT.

 

[JayT]

That's right!

 

[Justaguy]

was just made aware of this thread. Thanks Gee this will be a good read.

 

[geeme]

JayT posted that he's gone from here for a week, but don't be fooled. I woke up this morning to find a fresh hotdog in the microwave, with a note from JayT: "Thought you'd like some breakfast."


True story.

 

[texas blues]

JayT posted that he's gone from here for a week, but don't be fooled. I woke up this morning to find a fresh hotdog in the microwave, with a note from JayT: "Thought you'd like some breakfast."


True story.

Sure about that hotdog? Jay's first wife was Lorena Bobbitt.

True story.

 

[pileiton]

Sure about that hotdog? Jay's first wife was Lorena Bobbitt.

True story.

Thanks, I needed that! And a microwaved hotdog.

 

[geeme]

Don't bother wishing upon a star. Wish upon JayT, and that hotdog will come to you.

 

[HH81Betterhalf]

Can I have EVERYTHING on my hot dog???? I am starving over here......

 

[geeme]

Cow manure? No. JayT only sends the best to his adoring fans.

 

[Scovie]

From the fray I say,
Know him a little, I may,
A brother in the Oscar Meyer way,
Wine boxes too, Hey!

So from the fray I say...
Cheers, Holmes.

 

[texas blues]

Jules: Did you see the size of that gun he fired at us? It was bigger than
him. We should be f**king dead, man.

Vince: I know, we was lucky.

Jules: No, no, no. That sh*t wasn't luck.

Vince: Yeah, maybe.

Jules: This was divine intervention. Do you know what divine intervention is?

Vince: I think so. That means that JayT came down from heaven and stopped the
bullets.

Jules: That's right. That's exactly what it means. JayT came down from heaven
and stopped these motherf**king bullets.

Vince: I think it's time for us to leave, Jules.


True Story.