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The Chronicles of JayT

I don't know anything for sure, but last I knew Wheebz' car was broke down and he was seen walking with a 40oz Malt liquor and a stick over his shoulder holding a blanket with his belongings in it. I think there was also a sign that said SoFlo or bust.
 
Thank you jayT for jinxing me

as it so happens, my car did as a matter of fact break down on the way back to PA from new york last night

so now I will be renting a car to drive down to florida

so help me, if I see a bear on the road holding a sign that says beer or hot dogs, i will not hesitate to run him over in a drunken fury
 
wheebz said:
Thank you jayT for jinxing me

as it so happens, my car did as a matter of fact break down on the way back to PA from new york last night

so now I will be renting a car to drive down to florida

so help me, if I see a bear on the road holding a sign that says beer or hot dogs, i will not hesitate to run him over in a drunken fury
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geeme said:
FIFY
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Pretty sure he had it right Gee. I mean think about it. He is looking for a Bear and most likely will be drunk and well fury. Oh wait I guess Bear would be the drunk fury.
Nevermind. :beer:
 
I am thinking that Bear will be waiting at the rest stop that Wheebz picks to stop at, and will sneak in and steal his beer, hot dogs, and tater tots while he pees. Should Wheebz return early Bear will just eat his face.
 
Sarasota, FL, Jared Barnes, 26, mauled by bear in an apparent dispute over tater-tots. The incident occurred early Saturday morning outside a local pub. It seems Barnes was fumbling with his keys while trying to eat tater-tots and carry a sixpack of beer. The bear approached and demanded the beer and the said tater-tots, but the Barnes refused. The bear then ate his face, ate the tater-tots, and took the beer. The bear was last seen entering a karaoke bar about a mile away.

True Story.
 
Known convicted pervert Dick Slipchuk, 52 was in the checkout line in front of JayT in Jay's local hometown Try-N-Save. Slipchuk placed a single can of baked beans down for checkout. As the cashier picked up the can of beans to scan, Slipchuk flopped out his wang from underneath his rain jacket and onto the counter. The cashier without thinking slammed the can of beans down upon Slipchuk's johnson with such force that he fell to the floor writhing in pain. Just before Slipchuk passed out, JayT leaned over Slipchuk and told him, "next time buy bread..."



True story.
 
I am going to use my superpowers to cook and deliver microwave hot dogs to all of you tomorrow night at Midnight. Enjoy, and Happy New Year.
 
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