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The Chronicles of JayT

Jay doesn't have a penis. He was born with a hotdog. But his hotdog is so big that his hotdog has its own hotdog and his hotdogs hotdog is bigger than your hotdog!



True story.
 
Jay was also born with a 3rd nipple....that squirts cheap wine! When his box wine runs low, he whips out his manboob and tops off the box thus giving him an endless revolving supply of cheap recycled wine. Its a miracle.






True story.
 
I heard that when Jay T approaches you, you have to sacrifice all your bacon suply or you will die one day earlier then when you originaly were going to

True Story
 
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