The Ring-of-Fire, we've all had this irritating problem the next morning after a nice night of ingesting pepper products...does anyone know a way around this?
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The Dreaded Ring-of-Fire
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Sickmont said:
ROFL...good one....
3 hours worth of discomfort... hence what got me thinking about cures...I think baby wipes would just spread it...Skydiver said:Wow, those naga's must have been hell on the old alimentary canal, huh?
I was gonna say something about a rocket pop, but I'll leave this one alone. LOL!
Skydiver said:
Vegetable oil? I don't think so. The ultimate in taking the bite out of heat is pure unadulterated white table sugar. When faced with the exquisite bliss of a carbon fire in the mouth, simply eat a tablespoon of sugar, swish it around for about 10 seconds, and VOILA! Quickest and easiest way yet.
Skydiver said:
I know this may sound crazy, but for the mouth, take a good hit of vodka, swish around and spit out(do NOT swallow...you'll regret it later on, trust me...i'm a boozer). It's amazing how well it works.
As for after the mouth, i haven't found much to quell the nuclear fusion except time(and a good seatbelt bolted on the toilet so you don't hit your head on the ceiling...)
dont know how to spell it but how about a colostomy?
Ok then I think I’ve got it…….
Suck on a rocket pop while administering a
“vodka and sugar enema” followed with a colonoscopy.
Then you can use the baby wipes for the tears
If this seems a little complicated you can always use the “old tried and true”……
Sit on a Orange Sherbet Push-Up balanced in approximately 2 to 3 lbs of white sugar and apply weight to accommodate appropriate level of pain.
FYI Best done outside.
Suck on a rocket pop while administering a
“vodka and sugar enema” followed with a colonoscopy.
Then you can use the baby wipes for the tears
If this seems a little complicated you can always use the “old tried and true”……
Sit on a Orange Sherbet Push-Up balanced in approximately 2 to 3 lbs of white sugar and apply weight to accommodate appropriate level of pain.
FYI Best done outside.
Hillbilly Chili said:Ok then I think I’ve got it…….
Suck on a rocket pop while administering a
“vodka and sugar enema” followed with a colonoscopy.
Then you can use the baby wipes for the tears
If this seems a little complicated you can always use the “old tried and true”……
Sit on a Orange Sherbet Push-Up balanced in approximately 2 to 3 lbs of white sugar and apply weight to accommodate appropriate level of pain.
FYI Best done outside.
Talk about freaking out the neighbors....you might want to go way out into the woods for this one
Yeah Sickmont, cover is always good.
Hey, diggin the "tag quote" Bro. Whatever happened to the revolving door? Been broke a while huh?
Hey, diggin the "tag quote" Bro. Whatever happened to the revolving door? Been broke a while huh?
A bunch of wusses for certain.....I don't get the ring of fire, never have..... You should change to cleaner living if you get the ring of fire.........
Plain table salt in the mouth works fine. Let a couple of pinches sit on your tongue w/o swallowing until the heat goes away. Salt activates the vanillin receptors in your mouth.
Plain table salt in the mouth works fine. Let a couple of pinches sit on your tongue w/o swallowing until the heat goes away. Salt activates the vanillin receptors in your mouth.
Wusses?????? Us?????
And you need Salt???? Hmmmmmmmm:-)
And you need Salt???? Hmmmmmmmm:-)
lmao(unsalted a** of course)
Good one Bro
Good one Bro
POTAWIE said:I thought I read "Asses need salt" so I just sat in a pile of salt.
Man, bad visual, I'm scarred!