food The Drunken Chef

TB as un-godly as it may sound and not to mention just down right wrong they do make lectric indoor grills. Now I know it goes against everything BBQ stands for but it's better than no Q at all. Besides they're great for grilling veggies like Zucinni and Yellow Squash (put some shave Parmasian Cheese on right before pulling and let melt a bit) or some Tater slices.

Just a thought and puttin it out there.....
 
My drunken chef experience was 40 years in the making..but finally got it. Sorry for the delay. Here is my story.

Many years ago, in a far off distant galaxy at the ripe age of 4, I wanted to have a drunken chef tale to tell. In order to accomplish this, I needed two things, food, and beer. We all know that the beer comes first (because we have to drink while we cook of course) so I set out on a mission to find the best beverage ever consumed by the human race. I looked everywhere and asked everyone yet I couldn't seem to obtain the quest for spirits. With every request I made, it was the same answer, "your to young, you'll put your eye out".

When I realized my age was going to be a problem and without the alcohol I could not fulfill the entire formula of Drunken + Chef = DrunkenChef, I tried to scare them into serving me......

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To my amazement, this did not work. So, being the determined young pioneer that I was, I tried hiring the services of a more powerful force to help me in my quest....

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At first, he seemed very responsive on helping me on this seemingly impossible mission...that is until he saw my shirt and realized I was a fan of Batman. He quickly departed and I was once again left on my own to figure out this dilemma. At this point, I was desperate and realized desperate measures were going to have to be taken if I were to fulfill my purpose in this life. In my desperate state of mind, I did the only thing I could do, I held them at gunpoint. To prove I was serious, I shot the damn dog!

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At last, my demands for the elusive beer in the little green bottle were met. I finally got my Little Kings.

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Now that I obtained 1/2 of of the equation, it was time to fulfill the 2nd half of the mission, the food. We decided on fish..so we went fishing...

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I thought I had caught plenty for dinner.....

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But she said it wasn't big enough so I went and got a bigger one (I later found out she wasn't talking about the fish)

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After a beautiful fish dinner, we decided to relax and have a wonderful glass of cheap ass wine....

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and finally...we had desert....Smores......yes its smores..what did you think it was you friggen pervert?

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And with that, my 40 year quest for a drunken chef experience was finally complete.....aahhhhhhhh
 
That.....





was....




AWESOME!!!


I think we've finally discovered a pair with wit and twisted humor to match even ME! :rofl:

You guys have made my day! :clap:
 
mmcdermott1 said:
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Hummmmmmmm, that looks to be a Dallas Cowboys tshirt there! Now, I did my time in Lima back in the early 70's, heard all the stories about how it was nearly destroyed and all till my parents bought a house in Beavercreek. We had moved there from San Antonio, TX and the first day I wore my Dallas Cowboys tshirt to school, well lets just say i spent the second half of the day wearing my PE tshirt. So in that picture you had either just bought it or you never wore it out where any Bengals fans would see you or you arn't in Ohio... :dance:
 
An ohio football team? we still have one of those? lol
Ive been a cowboys fan since i was young enough to....well since i was sitting in that chair drinking that beer :)
 
mmcdermott1 said:
uhh...your killin me....but ok..i guess this once
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If it'll make you feel any better, I've got some Cowboys memorabilia that'd curl your hair.....including autographs. I even shook hands with Roger Staubach, Danny White, Emmitt Smith, Michael Irvin, and Tony Dorsett.

I used to own a sports card store. :cool:

Wanna hear about all the Redskins I've met? :rofl:
 
Ok Paul here's one for you my brother, a good Texas boy, meets the girl of his dream and it just so happens that she's from Camp Springs, Maryland. So, you have a Cowboys fan married to a Redskins fan. Now a few years back Toby Keith released a really great song "Should've Been a Cowboy". I sent him a copy of the song and told him to play it the next time that the Cowboys beat Redskins. He wont say to this day how it went but he says it was Epic!
 
RocketMan said:
Ok Paul here's one for you my brother, a good Texas boy, meets the girl of his dream and it just so happens that she's from Camp Springs, Maryland. So, you have a Cowboys fan married to a Redskins fan. Now a few years back Toby Keith released a really great song "Should've Been a Cowboy". I sent him a copy of the song and told him to play it the next time that the Cowboys beat Redskins. He wont say to this day how it went but he says it was Epic!
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:rofl:

My beloved Redskins have fallen so far.....but I'll never waiver! :dance:
 
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