How drunk were you?
I mean...'zactly how drunk.
Pick a number.
1. Snortin' whiskey from a flask in the bathroom at your sisters house while drinkin' wine on her porch on a hot Texas day.
2.Day off, kids gone, wife workin', fuck it! i'm gettin' drunk n' watchin' porn on teh interwebs!
3. Playing drunken chefly that would make Julia Child and me proud.
4. I'm not a drunk, I'm an alcohol enthusiast.
5. I 'member like vaguely...but in like 3D or some sheeit or maybe I was in another dimension of time and space and took my pants off over my head.