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The morning from HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

moyboy

moyboy

Well I was having a great morning, till i woke up. The first 5 hours of the day went by without a worry in the world.

Then i get up at 5am to find i left the air-conditioner on all night and it Sh*t itself sometime many hours ago. So i go and have a shower a little upset about the air con, and while in the shower i drop the full bottle of shampoo and it smashes all of the floor. Approx. 3 seconds after this i (very stupidly) move my feet. mmmmmmmmm, you will never guess what happens next....

So now i find myself in the bottom of the shower with a big lump on my head, a massive headache and blood coming from my knee (was just a cut) that started to sting like all hell due to the F***king Shampoo that was still all over the ground......

So now i have a headache that i can't get rid of, a massive lump on my head, I'm walking like the hunch back of notradame and i still didn't get to wash my hair........Stop Laughing....

But hey, That was the fun god dam part of my morning.....

I hobble out of the bathroom and make some breakfast (a bowl of cereal). Well i was still feeling a little out of it after the shower thing and i managed to fall in the kitchen and watched my full bowl go flying across the kitchen floor. It was like watching a slow motion part of a movie.....

Now, I have old Polished wood floor boards. They look great but are a nightmare to clean due to all the gaps...So that was fun..I'll still be picking out rice bubbles for months.....I told you to stop laughing......

So i think the day can only get better, so i get ready for work and open the front door to find that some low life scum of the earth had stolen a big (and very heavy) wooden bench seat from the front of my house, along with all the pot plants next to it (4 of).

So by this stage i'm ready to cry and go back inside, get into bed, and think of beautiful waterfalls, or walking along the beach or some crap like that....Well no, i thought I'll be strong and go for a walk around the house just to be sure.

OK,,,,,,,,What the F*ck is going on,,,,,,,,,ALL my baby Chillis and Capsicums are gone..... ALL OF THEM. I have 20 chillis and 13 capsicums in pots ready to plant.........Tears are starting to roll down my checks at this stage... GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

But the Pricks left all the baby Tomatoes.... So they knew what they were doing.......

Their isn't a person on this forum that doesn't know the amount of work we put into our hobby (obsession) so you can imagine the pain i am feeling at this point in time!!!!!!!!

And just to be good, kind hearted soles, they ripped out all my herbs that i had in pots ready to plant and broke them up.....

*oh look at what you've gone and made me do.... now I'm crying*....Well nearly...

So i file the Police report (for all the good it's going to do me), just so it is on the books for minor theft in the area (My area is usually very good), and i head off to work felling really happy with the direction that my day is taking.

When i get to work (about 300 workers - and i am one of the managers) all these people start looking at me and having a giggle. mmmmmmmmm, What now. Well after the fall in the shower I thought i would have a shave and i somehow managed to miss half of my top lip, so now i have half a frigg'n mustache to add to my triumphant day......

OK OK "END RANT"

That's for Reading, And sorry for wasting 4 minutes of your time....
 
Wow. I was waiting to find out that this was a joke. Sorry Moyboy. I doubt that does a bit of good, but hang in there. I would say it can only get better, but I don't want to jinx you further than you already seem to have been today. I can assure you though that tomorrow WILL be a better day. Is there someone that knows you that may be mad at you? It seems to me that the only reason someone would destroy or steal chiles would be if they either want them themselves or know how much it would bother you if they were taken/destroyed. Either way good luck I hope it gets better.
 
Thanks JayT

I don't really have any problems with anyone (ATM) so i'm not really sure what is going on.

I got a phone call from a nieghbour saying that she thinks it was some teenages down the street so i will investigate it when i get home from work.....

I'm still i shock...The thought of losing all my chillis & Capsicums that i have put so much work into over the past 2 months is just stressing me out.......Now i have to start again from scratch.... I guess i'm lucky that my season is so long...

I can tell you all the little details of ever plant I HAD. I babied them that much....:mad::mad::banghead::cry:
 
man Moy you got to make them suffer.That is low and big time!I gave up drugs before boot camp so my guess,,,,,,SHOOT THE BASTARDS!
 
Pray for the poor boys that when the chillis reach their peeks my they eat them and have the worst case of flaming a$$ in there life not to mention not being able to eat for days and come knocking on your door try to press charges for poisoning and then send the coppers on them and allow them to meet the other neighbors that don't live there,
 
Hey MB, I laughed and I too though it was a joke -- up until the serious bit about your chillis being gone!

Devastating mate. If only it was 1975 all over, and you gould get Senior Constable Kick Butt from the local cop shop to lock the children responsible in the cells for a couple of hours, then drive 'em 10k from home as tell em to get out and walk!

I dont have much, but if you want some seeds, I'll happily post you a couple of what I got, maybe mixed a la fothergills! ;)
 
Hey Pip, i split my sides until i read the part about your bench seat and chillis going missing, fucking arseholes like that need to be beaten into a bloody pulp. I suggest you check the old dudes house that relieved you of your choc habs a while ago, i can lend you one of my "toys" if you so desire or i'll just make you one so you can set it on a trip wire and introduce some lead into these cowards bloodstream.

My feelings really go out to you Pip, have you got a dog? If not get a vicious bastard and let him roam your yard.
I can't get over the fact that scumbags willingly upset the peaceful nature in which we are all intitled to live.
If you manage to catch these bastards don't be as nice as your were to the old dude, wring their bloody necks till they pass out and then strip them, coat in honey and chuck them on a meat ants nest, be sure to video too as a warning to all the other low life scum sucking douchebags that think stealing is fun.

Think im joking, im not. I hate theives, may they rot in hell.

Hope your noggin is feeling better too, get a few dozen beers up ya guts when you get home, that'll fix it! :)
 
Novacastrian said:
get a few dozen beers up ya guts when you get home, that'll fix it! :)
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Mate i most surely will;)


And thanks very much for the offer of seeds Nova and Ring Sting. I really do appreciate it.....

I still have plenty of seeds left over of all varieties, Just have to get them growing again.....I will look at setting up a bigger grow box with some more grow lights to help speed up the process....

Nova, the dog Sh*t incident mentioned on another thread was in another town......

Looks like i have a big night and weekend ahead of me..cause i will have to go out and buy more herbs too...

I just worked out the cost of replacement:

Including the bench, pots, soil, seed starter & herbs, these little pricks have cost me close on $450AUD, not to mention all the time and energy i have poured into the plants.....

Anyway, their comes a time when you just have to except that what is done is done and move on.................Don't know when that will be but it won't be today....:(:lol:
 
Sorry, you really had a bad day! The stealing little jerks need a good lesson and as someone said hope they let the peppers grow and eat them...revenge especially with the superhots but since they tore out the herbs they probably aren't smart enough to grow peppers anyway. Hard labor on a rock pile sounds like a good way to keep them too darn tired to go stealing and wrecking things that aren't theirs.
 
Geez, that's terrible mate!

Sounds like the punk kids we have around here that will go down a whole block shooting out windows and tires just for kicks. Happened to my sister and brother twice in a year.

I gotta nice aluminum baseball bat ya can borrow...it's a Little League bat and very compact and handy...heheheh.

*sends chilehead MoJo atcha*

-QS
 
Sorry to hear about the loss of your plants. That sucks!

I know days like this - although yours is kinda extreme - when things start going wrong, everything goes wrong.
 
Oh man dude, i'm really sorry to hear all this. I'd probably do the same thing that DD if it were me......with one exception. I'd also have to call one of my shooting buddies to come over and take my Ruger away from me because i'd be seriously f**king pissed off.
 
Bummer dude! I've had shitty days like that before, and they are not fun. I must admit, I did laught at the half mustach thing...pritty funny.
 
Thanks a heap guys... Sometimes you just have to vent..

I spent all last night planting new seeds and setting up a bigger grow box so i feel better now.

and i think i am going to start the set up of my monster garden at the inlaws place this weekend so that should help me out....

I look back and can't help to laugh at the whole event...
I left the half mustache happening as i'm going to a charity dinner tonight and well,,, if you can't laugh at yourself you have serious problemss...:P:lol:
 
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