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the person below me

"TPBM congratulates Omri for he is about to get to know someone tonight... in the biblical sense of the word. "

True. Congrats, while you're at it, bring me some too. :lol:


TPBM wonders how Omri's going to bring Passow some sex.
 
True... I have no idea, lol. :lol:
If you were here, maybe... still, dunno. prostitution maybe?

TPBM has a better idea.
 
"TPBM has a better idea. "

True. Tranq a cute girl, folder a few times so she fits in a box, poke some airholes (in the box, not the girl) and sip it out Bulk Rate mail to me.


TPBM is slightly disturbed at the funny visuals.
 
imaguitargod said:
"TPBM is scared."

False, just a little gassy.

TPBM noticed that the person above me's last lost was post 444 in this thread.

I have no idea what that means, but if you're gassy, please do not come over here and explain it.


The person below doesn't want to smell iggy's farts, either.
 
Omri said:
At least it's not 666... but we'll get there. :lol:

TPBM was born with the number of the beast (666) on his ass.

False. Actually it was a letter "W" on each ass cheek, so when i bend over it says "WOW" and when i do a cartwheel it says "WOW, MOM, WOW"

TPBM cant possibly believe that, right?
 
False. This thread has nothing to do with me needing therapy. That occured long before the birth of the internet.


TPBM uses this as an outlet for the crazy thoughts they have also
 
nope he knows he is country...

TPBM is country too
 
true-ish. But i'm still in the closet about some of it.

When you're from New Jersey you don't admit to being redneck-ish

TPBM has yet to embrace their inner redneck
 
imaguitargod said:
"TPBM has yet to embrace their inner redneck "

False. I've grown a mullet.


TPBM knew this.

True. And i had one too, but that was an 80's fashion statement.


TPBM doesnt still have their mullet
 
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