the person below me

[Phearis]

yeah and we lost Doug.....

TPBM lost a tooth in a fight with Mike Tyson.

 

[pileiton]

No, it was the guy next to me.

TPBM wears tattered underwear.

 

[Phearis]

Well Pi, since it's obvious you've seen mine .... let's see yours.

TPBM thinks that was too bold of a request.

 

[geeme]

On this thread???

TPBM will dress in a clown suit and sing Yankee Doodle Dandy.

 

[Masala Mojo]

Not likely in this birth. I would prefer to sing "Mein Kamf' or whatever if in poetic form.
TPBM thinks this is weird.

 

[geeme]

No, but I think you were stretching looooong for a response!

TPBM will help NJA with another TPBM.

 

[Masala Mojo]

Another TPBM will ask yet another to search for questions to ask.

 

[geeme]

Sorry, you're on your own!

TPBM has a zit in a strange place.

 

[pileiton]

Not that I know of!

TPBM has cooties.

 

[gasificada]

Na uh!

TPBM has had their cooties shot.

 

[Masala Mojo]

Nah....someone tried that a long time ago and he is still nursin sore nuts.
TPBM can learn many things from NJA.

 

[geeme]

From what I've seen so far, I think I'll take my lessons from elsewhere!

TPBM will explain what a cooties shot has to do with nuts.

 

[nate6279]

Hmmmm... nope can't think of anything.

Did he mean a nut shot?

 

[gasificada]

Maybe TPBM can answer that (being the TPBM thread and all... ).

 

[pileiton]

You don't want to know what I think!

TPBM is listening to Elvis.

 

[nate6279]

Geeez, he never shuts up when he's drunk. He keeps talkin' about how he tricked everyone and how he hated blue suede shoes... blah blah blah!


TPBM doesn't really think he's still alive do they?

 

[Masala Mojo]

Nope. He is dead as a Dodo.

TPBM is planning a vacation this year.in December.

 

[geeme]

Heh. I wish. I've been trying to get away to visit Pi at least, but garbage keeps happening, so that hasn't occurred yet. Now we're in the year-end crunch, and I can guarantee I'm not going anywhere before January. Bleh.

TPBM will recommend a good getaway for January.

 

[Masala Mojo]

try getting away to north pole in January.
TPBM wishes for South pole.

 

[geeme]

You know, NJA, I started out in TX and spent 30+ years there. Living in Cleveland, OH currently. Now you say one of the Poles? That's just MEAN!

TPBM will suggest a kinder, warmer place for a January getaway.