the person below me

[muskymojo]

Yes! How did you know?!

TPBM is starting to feel drunk...


... and maybe a little horny.

 

[Darthpepper]

Yes both. Not starting. Been.


Agree?

 

[Masala Mojo]

Who knows?
TPBM likes pompoms/

 

[pileiton]

I have them.

TPBM wants a lap dance.

 

[geeme]

Nah.

TPBM woke up thinking about ________ this morning.

 

[Darthpepper]

A lap dance.


TPBM has an over active imagination.

 

[Scovie]

Just because I fantasize about driving a Lamborghini on the moon with a magic cigar in one hand, My girl holding a goldfish bowl next to me while eating Molè and listening to Yanni Live at the Acropolis, watching the Earth-rise?

No.

TPBM woke up remembering their dreams...

 

[geeme]

Nah - didn't sleep well enough to have any.

TPBM wants to take a trip.

 

[pileiton]

Possibly.

TPBM wants a massage.

 

[Masala Mojo]

How good are you at massaging?

TPBM wants to go to France to watch CAN CAN

 

[pileiton]

Very good and I would like to take a trip.
TPBM is creepy.

 

[geeme]

Well, I do try to creep sometimes - very, very quietly! But I always manage to give myself away!

Something unnatural is creeping out TPBM.

 

[Darthpepper]

No. Something very natural actually.


TPBM is craving so pizza.

Some pizza*

 

[pileiton]

Yes.

TPBM is single.

 

[geeme]

Yes.

TPBM doesn't like kneeling on the floor.

 

[pileiton]

I don't mind!

TPBM enjoys football.

 

[Darthpepper]

Love it.


TPBM has had enough of tebowing

 

[Scovie]

Holy Shit YES.

TPBM agrees with me.

 

[Darthpepper]

I didn't mind it at first, when it was just him. Now it seems everyone does it. Now when I see I want to do my celebratory move "dropkicking".


TPBM believes I could actually drop kick an NFL "star"

 

[geeme]

Trying to envision that....... um........ no.

TPBM feels successful.