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The Pescetarian

Hey y'all,
 
Not too long ago I had an epiphany. Except for a craving for a cheeseburger now and then I really don't eat meat. It's not that I don't like the taste of bacon, pork chops, chicken, brisket, et.al. I do, but I find myself eating a more healthy balanced diet of veggie's and seafood. 
 
Dig it.
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pescetarianism
 
I reckon it really started for me a few years ago. Went to the doctor for a checkup and it was revealed my blood pressure was too high, my cholesterol was too high, and I was carrying around way too much weight for my size. The witchdoctor was only interested in pedaling his drugs to me and engaging me for repeated and often visits to the waiting room. Screw that.
 
I then made the decision to lose the weight and at the same time get my cholesterol in line along with lowering my blood pressure without spending the rest of my life on drugs. How did I do it?
 
Easy. I quit eating the stuff that I really didn't need. I cut out the sugar, lowered the amount of salt I used, quit eating eggs, bacon, deep fried foods, meats of all kind, anything in a box or a can, and all processed food crap. My cholesterol and blood pressure dropped like a rock and the weight fell right off. It was enlightening to say the least and I did it without having to take a bunch of damn drugs. 
 
The other day I made a bunch of meatballs for the Sandwich of the Month Thread. After I made the meatball sammich I asked myself why I did that. I don't know. I don't crave meat. I didn't even think it tasted all that good. I mean it did taste good but it wasn't anything I'd go out of my way to eat again. So why bother anymore?
 
So it got me thinkin' about what I eat most on an everyday basis. I love tacos but it occurred to me that I mostly load my tortillas up with onions, garlic, chiles, shrimp or fish, or just whatever veg I have laying around. Cabbage? You bet. Goes great on a taco. Why not?  These days I also find myself looking at labels. Yellow dye #5? Get outta' town. Why is that sheeit even necessary?
 
So this thread is going to be dedicated to all 'thangs more or less healthy. A pescetarian lifestyle if you will, because that is what I am. 
 
Y'all got some hippy healthy food stuff to posty up? Well this is the place to do it. Quinoa? Whole wheat bread? Sprouts? Bring it all. But bring the heat too!
 
Here ya' go....
 
Texas Gulf Brown shrimps are in season. 16/25's.
 

 
Made up some coleslaw with shredded cabbage, cilantro, chopped chile's (look like thai's but who knows), just a little sea salt, olive oil based mayo and Mae Ploy sweet chile sauce.
 

 
I picked up a little Lodge cast iron griddle that fits perfectly on my Lodge Hibachi grill. Why? Because I like fire! But I don't really care for all the spooky stuff emitted from wood fire or charcoal.
The griddle 'thang just works and its just dang cute too.
 

 
A little squirt of canola oil was all that was needed.
 

 
Just look at 'em! Juicy, sweet, and tender shrimps. (Note the just made hot sauce, that's for another thread)
 

 
I will say that I've always had an addiction to cheese and I find it difficult to not put it on taco's. So we got a corn tortilla with a little shredded cheddar, the coleslaw, and the shrimps. Before eating I splooged the just made mango hab sauce all over it.
 

 
Have mercy!
 
This is what I crave.
 

 
I eat like that so I can look like and do this.
 

 
So all you seafood and veggie lovers, posty up whatchoo' got. Bring on all your healthy hippy food pornz.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

I gotz to post these.
 
I'm in love with this little griddle.
 

 
And for no dang reason, a shot of the taco with mango/hab sauce.
 

 
Healthy food never tasted so good!
 
Hey y'all I done got my guac on last night.
 
Broke out the molcajete and started with coarse sea salt, garlic, and cilantro.
 

 
I was grindin' harder than a stripper at The Bush Co.
 

 
Tossed in 2 avo's, some cumin, lime squeezin's n' pleazin's and splooged it with Patter Farm Holy Ghost Revival Ghost Pepper Sauce.
 

 
I was workin' it y'all so much that I was throwin' dollah' bills at my 'sef.
 
Looks goodern' hell huh? 
 
Lets just have a taste then.
 

 
 
 
 
CRAP!
 

 
Salute'.
 
Si senor.
 
Literally hundreds of thousands of chips have lost their lives due to my he-man testosterone fueled kung fu grip.
 
The best way to eat those 'thangs is with a limper wrist and a noodle grip.
 
Liberace style.
 
frydad4 said:
Where's the sour cream and ranch???  HAHA!!
 
I'd hop a flight for a chip-full of that! 
 
I won't name the individual that mentioned earlier about the sour cream in the guac.
 
If his mama had heard about it she'd be tannin' his hide and good!
 
Lots can be added to guac but mayo and sour cream ain't on the list for moi.
 
i heard Liberace used to eat mayo right out of the jar.
 
No wonder his cajones fell clean off.
 
My local Try-N-Save has Mexican avo's all year round now and I aim to eat plenty of it,
 
Not the same as right off the tree like we had as kids in the RGV but I'll take it.
 
That pina' guac I made a while back was damn goodern' sheeit and I need to revisit that.
 
Ejole!
 
Had to do an encore of teh guac.
 

 
Makes me feel all caveman n' sheeit while smashin' it in a rock bowl with another rock.
 

 
While I was doin' that I was pilin' up empty aluminum cans and gettin' down brown with this.
 

 
I like to be liking this here sauce.
 
Goodern' hell on salmon cakes n' scheeze.
 

 
It lit my mouf' up pert dang good but I didn't break a sweat or nuthin'.
 
Tasted guud!
 

 
Muddy' Waters ate salmon croquettes.
 
I do too.
 
Heh - that shot makes it look like you're using a little girl's teaparty plate but a regular-sized fork. Maybe a coaster? Whatever, nice choice of background color - helps make that forkful pop, like it should be popping into my mouf. MMMmmmmm!
 
geeme said:
Heh - that shot makes it look like you're using a little girl's teaparty plate but a regular-sized fork. Maybe a coaster? Whatever, nice choice of background color - helps make that forkful pop, like it should be popping into my mouf. MMMmmmmm!
 
Why thank you G.
 
Years ago I bought full size square plates and platters with the same logo and the set came with 2 sets of tapas plates.
 
Sure do come in handy as I rarely eat a meal with more than a single item or serving at a time. 
 
Sometimes you just got to eat what you're jonesin' 'fer.
 
In this case its guacamole de la pina(pineapple) and bean n' scheeze quesadilla.
 
Got to grindin'garlic, cilantro, couple fresh 'peno's, splash of olive oil, sea salt, and squeezin's n' pleazin's of fresh lime juice.
 

 
Had gone to the grocery sto' looking for a fresh pineapple but negative contact. Nada. 
 
So I settled on canned crushed in its own juice. Stay away from the crap in syrup. That sheeit is like diabetes in a can.
 
Drained the crush pina and tossed in a couple avo's.
 

 
I was tastin' it along the way but it was all I could do to not smear the sheeit all over my body.
 
Its that dern' guud!
 

 
Black Betty'd some flour tore tillah's with some refried's and shredded jack & cheddar scheeze.
 
Splooged on some trailer park cheapass picante and dropped a deuce of the guac all up in they 'thang.
 

 
Say hello to my leetle fren'.
 
Killahdillah!
 

 
Y'all be seein' plenty of guac rollin' up in here this summer I reckon.
 
Feel free to posty up y'all's guac too.
 
And just to show I ain't rayciss agin' guac w/sour cream or (gasps) mayo, I'd even welcome those Yankeefied versions.
 
Sock it to me!
 
Average night at the sushi spot....
 
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Not as purty' as JHP's but I got...
 
Corn tore tillah's on the comal with refried pinto's, drained crushed pineapple, shredded cabbage, cilantro and splooges of RocketMan's Mango Pineapple Habanero "The Captain's Sauce".
 

 
Dirty style.
 

 
Drum roll please.
 

 
Tasty no meat, no scheeze, and goodern' hell.
 
RM's The Captain's Sauce is pretty dang good. Nice heat but not overbearing, and heaps of fruity flavor without being too sweet.
 
I have to give RM one knock on it though.
 
That damn reducer on the bottle!
 
I wanted to pour the stuff on but had to shake like mad to get the sauce to come out one drop at a time.
 
That 'thang is history!
 
I didn't know you had a pet rabbit. Did he like them?
 
The Hot Pepper said:
I didn't know you had a pet rabbit. Did he like them?
 
Huh?
 
No bunnies 'round here.
 
missylou don't like no stinkin' bunnies.
 
And for the record, bunnies donna' eat refried's and pineapple.
 
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