Makes me think of the Monty Python skit " Hell's Grannie's ".Twisted grandma - nice!
Makes me think of the Monty Python skit " Hell's Grannie's ".Twisted grandma - nice!
Makes me think of the Monty Python skit " Hell's Grannie's ".
You have definitely had the wrong wives.... A good one would at least feed you the fruity pebbles while she did that!Your wife rubbing it in your eyes while you're eating Fruity Pebbles.
+1I once tried mixing hab sauce with hot english mustard and wasabi. I'd have to say they prob don't go together too well. Although if an all angles attack is your kind of thing you may disagree.
I'm just trying to pair two of those at a time, and that's not really working for me, either. How drunk were you?I once tried mixing hab sauce with hot english mustard and wasabi. I'd have to say they prob don't go together too well.
Handling your man bits does not go well with peppers. Especially superhots!
W/O going into detail, I do not have to touch myself when nature calls!I'd say handling lady bits (your own or another persons) would also fit into this category.. and it doesnt matter if its a superhot or a jalepeno.. it all burns!
Who said anything about it having to be when nature calls?W/O going into detail, I do not have to touch myself when nature calls!
Handling your man bits does not go well with peppers. Especially superhots!
Ah yes I can empathize with that, had an orange habanero seed caught under my eyelid for about half an hour when I was about 15. It was rather unpleasant.
OK, I'll bite. How did you get a seed in your eye?
I was breaking some of the peppers apart, one "popped" out and hit me in the eye. My reaction was to blink, the seed hit my eye at the same moment as the blink and slide under the eyelid. It took a minute to figure out it was actually under the eyelid I had figured it had bounced off and was just very potent.