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Things you can only do if you are single

Come home from work and NOT play "Guess what's wrong with ME tonight?"

.....go ahead....guess....no matter what you say will be wrong.....then we'll fight about what I thought you meant by what you guessed......

:shocked: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

...did I say that out loud? Sorry......flashback.
 
paulky_2000 said:
Come home from work and NOT play "Guess what's wrong with ME tonight?"

.....go ahead....guess....no matter what you say will be wrong.....then we'll fight about what I thought you meant by what you guessed......

:shocked: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

...did I say that out loud? Sorry......flashback.
I bet you were the one playing this :P
 
Skydiver said:
Leave the seat up.

go pee in the night and know the seat will be DOWN

eat the same thing for a week

never liked pink

sit around in jammies on Sunday, rub my shapely .....,

lay something down and loose it anyway,

always know the $$$ in all the accounts,
 
texas blues said:
Anyone who can take a dump while standing up......WIN!.......MY HERO!!

Never had to taken a dump out in the great outdoors then TB? Technically itks more of a squat than a stand but no seat required!!!!!!!!!!
 
You can put pepperplants in front of every window and fill the fridge with beer and microwave meals only (and maybe a box of maggots for fishing)
 
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