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Things you can only do if you are single

come on please punish me mama, break out all your sexual toys :rofl:
 
first things first, my dear AJ,

you must first learn the proper way to address a lady :D





ask Paulky, he knows ..;)


:halo:
 
pileiton said:
I was referring to AJ. I already KNOW you know what to do.

Was that supposed to be our little secret?
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:rofl:

You're talking to a man wearing a tiara.....what could I POSSIBLY be hiding that's worse than THAT???

:rofl:
 
mel said:
i hate to rain on everyone's parade.. but i'm not single and can do most of the things mentioned here.. hmm... obviously there will be no sleeping with copious amounts of other peoples.. but pretty much everything else.. i can do..

i must be lucky..

now.. where's those cookies!
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So a menage a trois is within the realm of possibilities. :P
 
hmpffff....and here I was just trying to have a little fun....those two lines are the first two lines of a song that our used-to-be bass player wrote...and no, I will not go into the rest of the song... :lol:

all seriousness, if I offended anyone, I apologize...

:throws penalty flag on self....15 yd penalty...conduct unbecoming a moderator:

to answer JayTs question...several shiner bocks have slid down this throat this morning and I only got 10 left...
 
AlabamaJack said:
hmpffff....and here I was just trying to have a little fun....those two lines are the first two lines of a song that our used-to-be bass player wrote...and no, I will not go into the rest of the song... :lol:

all seriousness, if I offended anyone, I apologize...

:throws penalty flag on self....15 yd penalty...conduct unbecoming a moderator:
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LOLOL!!

Did I miss something?

You're just fine.....albeit, you'd be better with a drink in your hand....
 
paulky_2000 said:
:rofl:

You're talking to a man wearing a tiara.....what could I POSSIBLY be hiding that's worse than THAT???

:rofl:
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Sorry, Sweetie, I couldn't resist!:rofl:





It's All Good, AJ!
 
wait, what was the title of this thread?....oh yeah, things you can only do if you are single

go fishing any dang time I want and get home any dang time I want...(when I used to fish)

the wife doesn't mind but before I was married, the gals I dated just didn't understand....notice, I did NOT marry any of them....

OMG....quick THP...add the red high heels and garters to Alices wardrobe....
 
AlabamaJack said:
wait, what was the title of this thread?....oh yeah, things you can only do if you are single

go fishing any dang time I want and get home any dang time I want...(when I used to fish)

the wife doesn't mind but before I was married, the gals I dated just didn't understand....notice, I did NOT marry any of them....

OMG....quick THP...add the red high heels and garters to Alices wardrobe....
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:rofl:

That's FUNNY!!!


EVERYONE knows that I just can't walk in heels!
 
AlabamaJack said:
hmpffff....and here I was just trying to have a little fun....those two lines are the first two lines of a song that our used-to-be bass player wrote...and no, I will not go into the rest of the song... :lol:

all seriousness, if I offended anyone, I apologize...

:throws penalty flag on self....15 yd penalty...conduct unbecoming a moderator:

to answer JayTs question...several shiner bocks have slid down this throat this morning and I only got 10 left...
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I'm not offended, I'm intrigued. Move over Austin Powers, we have a new International Man of Mystery.
 
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