Local farmers have been losing crops to an unseen predator for the last several weeks. A local hot pepper grower and notorious youtubian was devastated at a 50% pod loss. Neil Smith from the Hippy Seed Co reverted to a new concept in covert opps. He basted the trunks of his pepper plants with liquid cannabis and was able to render the vermin into a mindless state, allowing him to trap the 62 lb critter he now keeps as a pet and has named him Mr Jingles.
its not a bird! 
