About two weeks ago, Joe and Linda over at The Hot Zone Online had a caption contest. It was based on a picture of CaJohn wearing a giant pepper on his head, fire printed glasses, and a pepper printed Hawiian shirt. Dave and I came up with this long short caption in which every word started with the letter "p". Then we kept revising it and ended up with a huge caption which is basically a newspaper article. We thought that, since it's about peppers, you guys would like reading it. So...here it is;
Precocious Pariah Pastor Posits, Publishes Proviso Premise
Pennsylvania Pavilion, Punxsutawney - Pepper Parish’s (Protestant, Purira persuasion) prosperous, perceptive principal preacher, Padre Padron Pasado Panameno prepares picked, pickled, prime Paprika pecks. Parsing provincial Parringos, Padre passionately provides Pennsylvania’s permanent populous pinnacle, promising plump, partially parched, pallid Paradiscomalaku pesto panada. Probably Padre purposefully probes perpetuating precipitous pandemonium propitiously!
Puzzlingly pontificating publicly, Padre prodigiously pronounces, “Precipitation provided periodically, please pursue pleasantly propagating prodigious, piquant plants, potentially producing plentiful, profuse, picturesque pods.” Purportedly, Padre presently proposes, “Pungent, pulped pony poop provides proper, potent potassium portions, period. Positively proven!" "Presumably, preventing problems percolating phosphorus possibly portends positive pursuits, predicting pretty ponderous prizes", proffered Padre Padron.
Precariously perched, pretentiously pompous, perspiring, punitive pissant psychotic psychoanalysts provisionally pardoned Padre’s phenomenologically “pushing peculiarly perky propaganda, propelling perfected propositions”, particularly promoting Pequins, Pepperoncinis, Peruvian Purples, plus Pasillas. Pumped, punctilious, piano-playing Parisian-Persian partisan protester, Professor Porky P. Pig, prefers “[profanity] p-painstakingly p-properly p-p-produced, p-patiently pa-pa-pampered, perfect Pi–Pi–Pi—Pimentos”.
Portentously, portly Padre "profoundly prays people politely polish” Padre’s pristine, “Pulsing Peter Pepper” (patent pending), possibly pleasuring Padre’s profuse, perverse propensities.
Peter Paul Piper, Paducah Picayune Press
Precocious Pariah Pastor Posits, Publishes Proviso Premise
Pennsylvania Pavilion, Punxsutawney - Pepper Parish’s (Protestant, Purira persuasion) prosperous, perceptive principal preacher, Padre Padron Pasado Panameno prepares picked, pickled, prime Paprika pecks. Parsing provincial Parringos, Padre passionately provides Pennsylvania’s permanent populous pinnacle, promising plump, partially parched, pallid Paradiscomalaku pesto panada. Probably Padre purposefully probes perpetuating precipitous pandemonium propitiously!
Puzzlingly pontificating publicly, Padre prodigiously pronounces, “Precipitation provided periodically, please pursue pleasantly propagating prodigious, piquant plants, potentially producing plentiful, profuse, picturesque pods.” Purportedly, Padre presently proposes, “Pungent, pulped pony poop provides proper, potent potassium portions, period. Positively proven!" "Presumably, preventing problems percolating phosphorus possibly portends positive pursuits, predicting pretty ponderous prizes", proffered Padre Padron.
Precariously perched, pretentiously pompous, perspiring, punitive pissant psychotic psychoanalysts provisionally pardoned Padre’s phenomenologically “pushing peculiarly perky propaganda, propelling perfected propositions”, particularly promoting Pequins, Pepperoncinis, Peruvian Purples, plus Pasillas. Pumped, punctilious, piano-playing Parisian-Persian partisan protester, Professor Porky P. Pig, prefers “[profanity] p-painstakingly p-properly p-p-produced, p-patiently pa-pa-pampered, perfect Pi–Pi–Pi—Pimentos”.
Portentously, portly Padre "profoundly prays people politely polish” Padre’s pristine, “Pulsing Peter Pepper” (patent pending), possibly pleasuring Padre’s profuse, perverse propensities.
Peter Paul Piper, Paducah Picayune Press
