contest Throwdown Smacktalk

JoeyK said:
Is it normal to keep burping up hot chilli after eating it? I am trying out a few homemade concoctions for the comp and it keeps repeating on me and is not pleasant.
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Did you (hic) get the (hic) burps, after (hic) eating that (hic) big-ole spoonful (hic) of Afterburner? (hic) (hic) (hic) :lol:
 
geeme said:
Grade school English - i before e, except after c. Webster has a typo.
You, on the other hand, have a grammatical "a Ostrich" that Webster would never do.

I'll be happy to send you a pound of ostrich.... make you cry that you never had it before!
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Nice... google "wierd". And "Ostrich" was the pronoun. My sentence was about "a burger".

Sounds like the noob needs to go back to grade school!!! [This is taught in 7th grade, actually. A little bit more advanced than grade school.]

I'll match your pound of Ostrich with a few McDonald's burgers. Read up on the fast food laws noob!
 
I might be a "few sheets to the wind" right now, but I think I just schooled Geeme four times in one posting. Do I REALLY need to make it a 5th on this throwdown?
 
geeme said:
Did you (hic) get the (hic) burps, after (hic) eating that (hic) big-ole spoonful (hic) of Afterburner? (hic) (hic) (hic) :lol:
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ha ha ha, I have gotten quite used to that sauce now. Next stop possibly the sauce made out of Trinidad Scorpian eeeeeeeeeek
 
pileiton said:
That always puzzled me. So many exceptions such as weight and neighbor.
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How did we all survive without auto spell????? Actually no offence to Americans but MICROSOFT DAMMIT stop changing my S to a Z despite the fact I have changed the default setting to UK English. :hell:
 
Just do what the current generation does. Spell everything so terribly that everyone thinks you're doing it on purpose.

Like my 20 year old daughter.
 
JoeyK said:
How did we all survive without auto spell????? Actually no offence to Americans but MICROSOFT DAMMIT stop changing my S to a Z despite the fact I have changed the default setting to UK English. :hell:
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And if I put a 'u' in 'neighbour' or 'flavour' or whatever, stop trying to call me on it with a dirty red underline! That's just how us Aussies and Brits roll. I'm not the idiot here. Spell check, my friend, get your shit together....
 
hmmmph. I am THIS close to releasing a PMD rant upon the noobs. There will be much woe and gnashing of teeth once they have felt the wrath of the spisenescxt!
 
SumOfMyBits said:
Nice... google "wierd". And "Ostrich" was the pronoun. My sentence was about "a burger".

Sounds like the noob needs to go back to grade school!!! [This is taught in 7th grade, actually. A little bit more advanced than grade school.]

I'll match your pound of Ostrich with a few McDonald's burgers. Read up on the fast food laws noob!
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haha nice Sum, :rofl: I love the urban dictionary definition for "wierd"

Urban Dictionary said:
wierd
Used by people that cannot correctly spell the word "weird."
It's weird, you fucking idiots!"
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I have reconsidered for now the use of the all powerful and destructive PMD style rant. Too many innocent civilians could be injured or lost. The collateral damage would be too much for the forum to survive. But be on guard. I can open wide the gates of hell with but 2 simple words.......

Hey gang...
 
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