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Use these three words

while sipping red wine i took quarters and dug out the dust bunnies from my belly button
 
candlestick,fruitloop,butterfly
 
While playing ring toss, a butterfly grabbed my fruitloop before it rung around the candlestick.


Chaw , debutant , banjo
 
sicman said:
uncle jason spit chaw on the banjo player at becky's debuntant ball.
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That's funny!



That Easter rabbit feller was on the news. He croacked while eating a pez up in Boston.




Bobble, cattiwompus, cubbyhole
 
my head is bobbleing because i have no idea what the word cattiwompus m
 
Rymerpt said:
That's funny!



That Easter rabbit feller was on the news. He croacked while eating a pez up in Boston.




Bobble, cattiwompus, cubbyhole
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my head is bobbling because i have no idea what "CATTIWOMPUS" mean so i will go crawl into my cubbyhole and mope
 
firehose,enama,oreo-cookie
 
My hat is sittin all cattiwompus after I crawled into my cubbyhole with my new bobble. Oooh sparkly.


The hospital had to use a firehouse for the enema treatment after some dumb ass stuffed an Oreo cookie up his.


Lightnin bug, yeller, slaughterhouse
 
 lighting bugs are very active in july by the  Yeller family slaughterhouse.
 
carcass,supplements,moisture
 
I nearly used up all my ebson salts and pain supplements, before I could massage enough moisture back into my crusty ole carcass. Getting old sucks!


Yo yo, hulla hoop, Wolfman Jack
 
That fracking extraterrestrial I screwed last night left her toe ring on the bathroom sink.
 
Zig-Zags, Choke, Fart
 
That bum, next to the trash can,outside of the 7 eleven stunk so bad! The guy had zig-zags stuck to the side of his face, smelled like a beer fart, and totally made me choke.


Crock pot, peacock, windex
 
By mistake, I drank some windex, killed the neighbors peacock and then cooked it in a crock pot.
 
 
Ckicken, Condom, Skewer
 
i got a new recipe for the moistest chicken you will ever eat
 
 
you spice the chicken to your taste put it on skewers then put condoms over them and bake  enjoy!! (LOL) :P
 
ammunition,pizza,fireball
 
ajijoe said:
i got a new recipe for the moistest chicken you will ever eat
 
 
you spice the chicken to your taste put it on skewers then put condoms over them and bake  enjoy!! (LOL) :P
 
ammunition,pizza,fireball
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Now that's funny!




Placing carolina reaper halves on my pizza seemed to give me more ammunition. My whole head is still burning and I think I just shat a fireball.


Sunlight, swivel, downrigger
 
Obama dressed like Cinderella for the party, but because of his zits the prince was not interested.


Juice box, radar, dragon fruit
 
I was so ubsorbed in my new dragon fruit juice box that the cop easily got me with his radar gun.

Commander, Hotdog, whisky
 
i drank so much whiskey that i aced the hotdog eating contest like a commander, however later i was demoted to a private when i kneeled before the porcalain throne :P
 
flamethrower,proctologist,screwdriver
 
Not only did she enjoy the long walk on the beach, gettin caught in the rain, and maken love at midnight among the dunes on the cape, but she wanted to be on top. I thought it was gonna take my proctologist a screwdriver and maybe a flamethrower to help me get all of the sand out of my ass.




Bubblegum, grasshopper, elephant
 
Did you here about the one where a bunch of grasshoppers made a nest out of bubblegum in a elephants ass. Every time he farts...
 
 
Lumberjack, Kojak, Carjack
 
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