What's the best way to get blood stains out of a rented tuxedo?

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

Asking for a friend. TIA.  

Also, motel room sheets. 
 
Just curious.

 

[Phil]

Buy the tuxedo outright, then burn it... ditto the hotel. Crisis averted. If you need quicker assistance than that, call Tom Mabe. I hear he has experience with these things.

 

[SanPatricio]

I take it he has already taken care of the priority steps 1. and 2.  ??
1. Disposed of the victim.
2. Cleaned and ditched the weapon.

 

[PrimeTime]

good stuff....
 
Funny

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Oh gosh, it's a Facebook style status on THP!!! I knew this day would come.
 
#luckydog #wittystatus #lolnot

 

[TNKS]

Peroxide
Before it dries

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

Oh gosh, it's a Facebook style status on THP!!! I knew this day would come.
 
#luckydog #wittystatus #lolnot

This is the lounge. It's filled with FB style statuses - go moderate somewhere else pepper boy.

 

[BigRed12315]

Call Ray Donvan lol 

 

[scarekrow]

Move to Kentucky and use the tux at the wedding. Take the sheets as a souvenir.

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

Peroxide
Before it dries

Sound advice.

What if it's already dried.... Hypothetically speaking that is...

 

[Naga Chomper]

You need this guy:
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANPsHKpti48

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

You need this guy:

 
1st thing that came to my mind too. I feel like Jules, all panicky and stuff...good coffee though, Quentin. 

 

[Phil]

This is the lounge. It's filled with FB style statuses - go moderate somewhere else pepper boy.

 
BOOM!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[The Hot Pepper]

 

[hogleg]

Duh! burn down the poleese department. problem solved

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

 
 

 

[Jeff H]

Scott, why not take it to the dry cleaner?
 
If it is just bar fight blood, any dry cleaner will do. If it is something more sinister, take it to a seedy part of town and find a dry cleaner there. <-- and don't tell us the details.

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

Scott, why not take it to the dry cleaner?
 
If it is just bar fight blood, any dry cleaner will do. If it is something more sinister, take it to a seedy part of town and find a dry cleaner there. <-- and don't tell us the details.

 
Dry cleaners ask too many questions...
 
I mean, my friend said...

 

[hogleg]

CRANK CALL! CRANK CALL!

 

[Hybrid Mode 01]

First thing I thought of was "itty bitty bits of brain".