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Will someone here please threaten me?

Lucky Dog Hot Sauce said:
I never get threatened. Seems to happen to new folks, but I've never had anyone here threaten me and I'm feeling kinda left out. 
 

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:rolleyes:  GET OVER IT! 
 
Rymerpt said:
Yea, what it said.
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Oh Yea?!?!?? whel yamyumblum mblm myeamyea myaw mblaumballyhm phlau! and a mlew mlau after that!!!!
 
Lucky Dog Hot Sauce said:
I just wanted to be threatened.

Nice job all. Thank you! :cheers:
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oh, you aint seen nuthin yet~~~
 
 
smokemaster said:
I'm gonna tell EVERYONE I know about your sauces.
 
You'll end up working yourself to death,I know a lotta people.
 
That'll teach ya not to mess with other peoples taste buds...
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Oh Great!  THANKS smokemaster!  Work the guy to death so the rest of us are left in the lurch with no LDHS sauces!
 
PexPeppers said:
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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Uuum...whaaat?
 
 
 
 
 
 
So, you feelin' lucky, dog?  Are ya?
 
Would you like to know what it's about?  It's about You.... and ME.... And is about You... promised ME SOMETHING, and then I give YOU SOMETHING.  And If I recollect correctly, You...You lazy bastage!!!...YOU Shipped What Was ORDERED! 
 
 
I mean really...SERIOUSLY<<<<Who does that kind of sheeit nowadays?!?!???
 
 
So, you're really makin' me look bad here.  An' I'm really sorry to do this, but I have to do this.....
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Curse You!  Curse You LuckyDogHot Sauce for doing what you said you would and making me take the effort to look through old posts for your mailing addy.....
 
KIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRSSSSESSSS!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And if you ever do that again, you'll get-
 
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Did that work?  :thumbsup:
 
:cool:
 
Lucky Dog Hot Sauce said:
I never get threatened. Seems to happen to new folks, but I've never had anyone here threaten me and I'm feeling kinda left out. 
 

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Lucky Dog Hot Sauce said:
SL won - topic ovah, y'all can go to bed now.


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Hahaha! The topic could be ovah, but I'm not.... I am right behind you, and you don't see me! But I am watching you! Go to bed, I will get busy with your sauces......
 
You started a stupid thread.
You should know better.
Best you get your mind right really quick.
Do it again and we'll break your woozy.
 
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