Yo mama jokes

[muskymojo]

Post your best "yo mama jokes" here! Jokes should start with: Yo mama......Keep it clean and please type in ebonics because it's just better that way!

I'll start it off: Yo mama so fat, when she jump up in da air she get stuck!

 

[captainpepper]

Yo momma's so fat...when she goes to the zoo elephants throw peanuts at her!

 

[Moshman]

Yo mamas so fat, they hang her off then end of a chain 'n use her to smash buildings.

 

[Moshman]

Yo mamas so fat, the bitch sweat vegetable oil.

 

[DaQatz]

Yo mamas so fat, she gets a new zip code for Christmas each year.

 

[captainpepper]

Yo mama’s so fat, when she wore an X-Files T-shirt a helicopter landed on her.

 

[captainpepper]

Yo mama’s so fat she broke a branch off of the family tree.

 

[captainpepper]

Yo mamma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.

Yo mama's so fat, she got Baptized at sea world.

 

[cjbrewer5]

Yo mama's so fat, I rolled over three times and was still on the bitch!

 

[muskymojo]

Yo mama so hairy when you was born you almost died from rug burn!

 

[Moshman]

Your mamas so fat, national geographic did a three part series on her back folds.

 

[Moshman]

Yo mamas so ugly, whenever she leaves the house she gets mistaken for keith richards.

 

[cjbrewer5]

Yo mama is so fat, she fell over and broke her leg and gravy poured out.

 

[cjbrewer5]

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a rain coat everyone yells TAXI!!!

 

[paulky_2000]

Yo mama so ugly dat.........dat.......uh..........she has.......uh......


She's really UGLY!

 

[Grimus]

Yo mama's so fat she has midgets orbiting her

 

[cjbrewer5]

Yo mama is so fat that when she lays around the house, she lays AROUND the house!

 

[cjbrewer5]

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

 

[cjbrewer5]

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

 

[cjbrewer5]

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!