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Yo mama jokes

Yo mama teefs, soo yellow,... when she smiles ..Traffic slows down!
They is soo yellow... her peeps say"It's not butter It's Parkay"!
 
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sorry, was going to post a couple from the kid, decided not to.

carry on~
 
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I got mine from an episode of South Park:

Your mamma so poor, she was walkin down the street with only one shoe. I asked her, "did you lose a shoe?" she said, "no, I found one."

Ok, go!
(please keep PG-13 so the mods don't ban me, TIA)
:dance:
 
There is already a yo mama thread but I'll play along.
Yo mama is so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.
 
Yo momma so fat & old, before God could say let there be light, he had to say Move, bitch!
 
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