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Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's so greasy she uses bacon for a band aid.

Yo momma's so dumb she hears its chilly outside and she gets a bowl.

Yo momma's so dumb she studied for a drug test.

Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
 
Yo momma is so fat that she fell out of both sides of the bed.

Yo momma is so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.

You'll never be the man Yo momma was!

Yo mamma is like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
 
Yo momma so old, her birth certificate is in Egyptian

Yo momma so poor, when she was seen kicking a can down the street, someone asked what she was doing, she answered "Movin'"

Yo momma so poor, when someone saw her with one shoe, they asked if she lost a shoe, she said she found one.

Yo momma so slutty & dirty, she infects STD's

Yo momma stinks so bad, she's Employee of the Year at Orkin

Yo momma so ugly, even when Dracula was having an off day, he took one look at her, said "Screw it" and opened the window at dawn.
 
Yo mamma's so fat when she wears a red shirt all the kids yell "Hey Kool-Aid!".

Yo mamma's glasses are so thick when she reads a map, she can see people waving.

Yo mamma's so stupid it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
 
Yo momma is so smart she learned to roll over and beg in one day.

Yo momma is so nasty that I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
 
Yo mamma so fat when she dances the band skips.
(funnier if you ever owned a record)

Yo mamma so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck.

Yo mamma so fat her belt size is "equator"
 
Yo momma so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.

Yo momma so hairy,people run up to her and say"Chewie can i get your autograph?"

Yo momma's teeth are so crooked when she smiles her mouth looks like it's throwin up gang signs.

Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
 
Yo momma so old, she taught Moses

Yo momma so fat, her blood type is Ragu

Yo momma's hair so nappy, she needs to take a Tylenol to comb it

Yo momma stinks so bad, everywhere she goes is condemned by default
 
Yo momma so ugly, monsters run away from HER

Yo momma so fat, when she went to the beach, people tried to throw her in the ocean

Yo momma so ugly, Bill Gates couldn't afford to make her look better

Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
 
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