Yo mama jokes

[Rymerpt]

Yo momma is so old that every time she ties her shoes she has to move her boobs outa the way first.

 

[Phil]

This thread will be dedicated to "yo momma" jokes
 
Yo' momma's so fat....
 
Yo' momma's so ugly....
 
Yo' momma's so stupid....
 
Yo' momma's so cross-eyed, she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels!

 

[sp33d]

Yo mommas teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.....

 

[Phil]

Yo' momma's so fat, she sat on a quarter and squooshed a booger out of George Washington's nose

 

[TexasHotPeppers]

Yo' mommas so fat when she went outside in a red dress, everyone yelled "Hey Kool-Aid"

 

[Rymerpt]

Yo mamma so fat that she can't grow peppers.

Every thing within a hundred yards from her is always in her shade.

 

[JutsFL]

Yo mammas so fat, she wears a VCR as a beeper... (Man I'm old!)

Yo mammas so ugly, she scares the dogs off a meat truck....

Yo mammas so dumb, when she worked at the M and M factory - she threw out all the W's...

 

[Rymerpt]

Yo momma is so fat she wears a hula hoop as a pinkie ring

 

[SadisticPeppers]

Yo momma so fat & old, even Bam Bam Rubble couldn't lift her...

 

[Rymerpt]

You momma is so fat that
whan she farts she causes El nino.

 

[sp33d]

Yo mammas so dumb, when she worked at the M and M factory - she threw out all the W's...

Or
Your momma so fat and dumb when she worked at the M&M factory she at all W's...

 

[Rymerpt]

Yo momma is so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

 

[Nova]

Your mumma is so hairy that when she gave birth to you it gave you carpet rash.

 

[Rymerpt]

Yo momma is such a tramp that knee and elbow pads arnt needed. Her callouses work just fine.