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Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so fat that when she popped a pimple on her left butt cheek you thought it was a milkshake dispenser.

Yo momma is so smelly people walk by her and ask,"How much for the shrimp platter?"

Yo momma is so stinky I got seasick!

Yo momma is so smelly that the only dis i'm gonna give her is disinfectent.

Yo momma is so dirty that I use her bath water as liquid fertilizer for my peppers.
 
Yo momma is so old she owes Fred Flintstone food stamps.

Yo momma is so fat that she uses a hula hoop for a belt.

Yo momma is so ugly a shark threw her back.
 
Yo momma's teeth are so crooked, she needs a map to find her tongue.

Yo momma's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she slows down traffic when she smiles.
 
Yo momma's so big , when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.

Yo momma's so poor, she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.

Yo momma's so big , she uses bowling balls for earrings.
 
Yo momma so ulgy, hotel manager's use her picture to keep away the rats.

Yo momma so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo momma so ugly, people go as her for halloween.
 
Yo momma is like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump.

Yo momma is like a nickel, she ain't worth a dime.

Yo momma is so stupid I told her drinks were on the house... so she went and got a ladder.
 
yo momma is so nasty that a skunk smelled her a$$ and passed out

yo momma is so stupid she tried to occupy walmart

yo momma so poor she tries to social network on a etch-a-sketch
 
Yo mamma so fat when she wears her Malcolm X Shirt, helicopters try to land on her.

Yo mamma so fat her belt size is equator.

Yo mamma so black when she leans up against a wall she looks like an alley. (Thank you, Aries Spears)

Yo mamma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.

Yo mamma so fat when she dances it makes the band skip.
 
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