Yo mama jokes

[standbyandfire]

Yo momma's teeth are so gapped, her front tooth says "Next tooth one mile".

Yo momma's so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application.

Yo momma is so poor when she heard about the Last Supper she thought she had run out of food stamps.

 

[ThrowHeat]

Yo momma is so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob because she thought it would help his unemployment.

 

[standbyandfire]

Every time you guys make a "your momma" joke, I call my mom to check. Most of you are liars.

 

[standbyandfire]

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.

 

[SadisticPeppers]

Yo momma smells so bad, she kills the termites in a house just by walking through it.

 

[nate6279]

Yo Momma is so ugly...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
...Oh sorry. I just threw up in my mouth

 

[Blisstake]

Yo mamma is such a nuisance, the devil wants to commit suicide to another hell

 

[ArkansasJack]

Your momma is so fat Google earth thought she was another planet..................

 

[SadisticPeppers]

Yo momma's hair so oily, the US invaded it out of habit...

 

[obchili]

Yo mommas' so slutty, she could suck start a Harley....

 

[Blisstake]

Yo mama is so black, a cop chased her in the night, fired his gun, and the bullet came back saying, "cant find her"

 

[Rymerpt]

Yo mama is so fat that she can't grow peppers cause her ass casts to big a shadow for them to get any sun.

Rymerpt

 

[nate6279]

Yo momma is so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

 

[SadisticPeppers]

Yo Momma so far & ugly, when she went to Japan, people went "Godzilla's real?"

 

[sicman]

yo momma so stupid she bought tickets to x box live.

 

[SadisticPeppers]

Yo momma so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone
 
Yo momma so dirty and slutty, STD's have a nickname for her... "Oh hell no!"
 
Yo momma so flat-chested, she's jealous of wallpaper
 
Yo momma so stupid, she died staring at a bottle of OJ because it said "Concentrate"

 

[Rymerpt]

Your mother is so pretty, smart, perfect that she does not belong being mentioned in this thread.















































For $50 I'll say anythang. Thanks mam

 

[nate6279]

Yo momma is so fat that city code requires her to install a blinker system to her body.

 

[nate6279]

Yo Momma is so fat, when she died she broke the stairway to heaven.

 

[SadisticPeppers]

Yo Momma so old, her checks are written in heiroglyphics...