You know you are there, when:

[rabbit]

So I put a slice of Trinidad Scorpion on my tongue.

"IT didn't melt my face!" I think smugly.

The only moment of panic, was about 30 seconds later, when the heat didn't begin to fade, but rather it intensified slightly.

I pondered what exactly I would say in a thread as I pondered my cool handling of this monster of a pepper, while I urinate....after all, I have had like 4 beers.......what?

Oh HOLY F()CK.

I did not just touch my peter with T Scorp juice on my hand.

I am not trying to be gross or juvenile.

That's funny as hell and reminds me of a couple days ago. I made Naga Morrich Pepper flakes. Nothing fancy. I just dehydrated them and crushed them with a spoon in a bowl. I got some on my hand. Later on not thinking of it I scratched my sweaty man area...........PAAAAAIIIIIN!!!! Washed my hands and got the wife later by accident too. That stuff is WICKED!!!

 

[cheezydemon]

Good God TB! I had not noticed the sig.

 

[patrick]

"Hunan Hoo-Ha" Now that's funny!!

 

[chilliman64]

I don't know about you blokes but I've burnt the little chilliman a few times and I still reckon it's worse when you get a chile burn to the eye

 

[chilliman64]

the eyes on your face that is

 

[texas blues]

Good God TB! I had not noticed the sig.

Apparently my wife hasn't either! Anyway I wear the pants in the family and say what's what! It's my way or the highwa....shh! Gotta' go ...she's comin'.

Cheers, TB.