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When fists meet walls the walls do not crumble
When fists meet walls the fists become humble
When fists meet walls i begin to mumble
When fists meet walls the broken part is knuckle
When fists meet walls you are not in a mood to chuckle
When fists meet walls they will surely buckle
When fists meet walls.....................................................................
 
"Mum can I have a surfboard?"

"What the hell do you want a surfboard for?"

"I dunno I thought I might shuv it up my arse, thats what you do with them don't you?"
 
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
 
I was in the pub the other night speaking to some bloke...

I said, are you gay? Your breath smells like semen!

He said, I just finished sucking on a life saver!


Sorry, that one was a bit below the belt.
 
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