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Post Your Crappy Spicy Food

Hey y'all.
 
Been thinkin' about this one for a few weeks now. I know some of y'all eat some really ghetto stuff and from time to time I do also. I'm quite sure some of y'all have seen some of my posted pics and thought to yourself..."Daaaaaang TB! That looks like ass!" So recently I got to thinkin'. Yeah I know thats dangerous. 
 
I know for a fact y'all eat some weird sheeit-o-meter stuff. I betcha' dollah's to donut's there's a few of y'all that you've cooked up only the finest .25 cent on sale Ramen and thought it would be goodern ' hell if only it had a can of pork n' beans mixed up in it. And of course adding some hot powder and/or hot sauce makes it completely legit.
 
 
So this is the thread where y'all all come clean and posty your most mangled sickening crap that you've made and eaten.
 
A few rules for posting.
 
1. Tell us about the ingredients used.
 
2. Post the spiceenescxt. A heat ingredient is mandatory!
 
3. Words without a pic to back it up are worthless. Pics are mandatory!
 
4. Absolutely no foo foo in this thread but its more than cool and the gang to describe it as such.
 
5. This is supposed to be a fun but revealing thread. Lets just have fun.
 
 
We that's it then.
 
Let me start this train wreck of a thread.
 
The other night I had some leftover pasta my friend Chico made with anchovies, capers, tomato, chiles, and some other stuff. Didn't have really enough to make a meal size portion so I added some other ingredients. 
 
Microwave radiated leftover orcchiette pasta putanesca with only the finest hand opened bag of generic frozen peas and carrots with topped with sour cream and jalapeno tomato vinaigrette reduction.
 
Too bad I had all the decent sized bowls running in the dishwasher.
 
So I opted to serve this delectable culinary delight up in only the best doggy fine china. Gracias missylou.
 

 
Sure it looks like something missylou ate and then barfed up but it was dang tasty y'all!
 

 
As the stuff was being microwaved the smell of the anchovies from the leftover sauce in the pasta started really smelling up the house. mrs. blues hollah' at me from down the hall in her office from where she was working.
 
"Something is stinkin' to high heaven in there. Would you please take out the garbage for the love of GOD!!!!"
 

 
So what y'all got?
 
Leftover little smokie's wrapped in soggy wonder bread and baked in the oven with globs of velveeta on top? 
 
4 day old meatloaf nacho's?
 
Post it up and let us rate just how bad it truly is.
 
Now get on it.
 
And save the holier than thou crap that you never eat stuff like this because we KNOW YOU DO!
 
Ever body knows Jay shaves with 3 day old leftover hot dog water.
 
 
 
 
Scoville DeVille said:
Like Shweinefleisch pomodoro hamaguri poivre enchiladas?
I'm not going to waste time looking up all those words!  I do recognize "enchilada" though.....
 
PexPeppers said:
this is called food gore.
Food Porn -vs- Food Gore!!!!!
 
 
BRINGITON!!!!!  :lol:
 
Scoville DeVille said:
:rofl: I know, with shows like 'Say Yes to the Dress', 'The little Couple' and 'My 600-lb. Life' it's amazing that we're not all geniuses with all that Learnin' on The LEARNING Channel. :rofl:
I was going to mention HoneyBooBoo as another quality example of the best of USA TV programming but someone beat me to it~~~ 
 
 
 
 
 
TB- what I can't figure out is...how come MissyLou keeps letting you use her bowl?  Do you give her the last bites in the bowl as treats? 
 
 
 
 
AAAAANNNNDDDDD>>>>>> did you get a kiss Mrs Blues after eating those stinky anchovies?     :rofl: 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I'm sure I'll be posting some Kraft Mac&Cheese with micro-dogs and (sauce-du-jour) or similar in the very near future. 
 
Pepperjack91 said:
I actually love my 600 pound life. I do not put it into the same category as shows about polygamist midgets and honey boo boos and what not.
Nothing. And I repeat, NOTHING is worse then Dance Moms. The worlds worst show that my 11 year old daughter is addicted to. Makes Honey boo boo and the weirdo polygamist with 5 ugly wives look tame.
 
Scoville DeVille said:
 
 
For you Scovie. Another real gem thanks to my daugher. <sigh>
What were we talking about in this thread anyway? Surely not Scovie's selfie.
 
This thread is a little late, you had some real gems you could have posted in here TB.























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:rofl:
 
OMG!!!  JeffH!!!!  I need a re-wine after 20 seconds of that ....that.......WHATEVER....that was!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Why do I have this uncontrollable urge to take a picture of myself?    :think:
 
Y'all too funny!
 
Saturday supper.
 
The finest hand opened imported canned sardines in olive in a bath of only the finest gourmet Crystal Hot Sauce served with Wisconsin imported pepperjack fromage slices and imported from Ohio sea salt crusted saltine crackers. 
 
Drained the olive oil off and gave it to missylou. She loves that sheeit and too much in the can leaves little room for hot sauce.
 

 
You likey?
 

 
This is fine white trash queezine y'all!
 
Oh damm. I wish I could get my hands on some of them crackers. Almost impossible to acquire the Ohio-uns here. :mope:
 
Aight, TB, I'll see your "Imported from Oh-hai-yo" crackers with fromage and canned pescado....and lower it to housebrand imported from Portland ORE crisps, cheddar from the cheese-making mecca of Portland, ORE.......but I can't quite stoop to Crystal.  Sorry Bro....Gotta go with 2 of my faves.....Lucky Dog Pink label and Sweet Spicy Girl!  Oh Yea!!!!
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Just one problem though......
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OOOHHH NOOOOOOOZZZZZZ!!!!
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Not To Worry!   There's more bottles in the cupboard!!!  WOOT!
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:dance:
 
And just for good measure, a couple with LDHS Purple (HOT)....and the only bling I usually wear....
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:lol:  dinosaur nuggets for a win!  Bring it on, 3rdCoast!  :)
 
I already posted them in tb's burger thread. I dont know if double posts are allowed:) Not to fear I will have some more crazy concoctions soon.
I just bought those perfect bacon bowl things so ive got some ideas brewin.
 
this isn't a TD...double post away!!!! 
 
 
 
 
 
bacon bowls!!!! another reason I Love the USA!!!  ('course..having said that...they're prolly made in China!) :lol:
 
texas blues said:
 
imported from Ohio sea salt crusted saltine crackers. 
 
 
 

 
salsalady said:
Aight, TB, I'll see your "Imported from Oh-hai-yo" crackers
Stop making fun of Ohio. That's not a saltine, it's an Artisan flatbread. It is a leavened bread that has been allowed to rise for 20-30 hours and consists of yeast, flour, water, and salt.
 
zdecker said:
 

 Stop making fun of Ohio. That's not a saltine, it's an Artisan flatbread. It is a leavened bread that has been allowed to rise for 20-30 hours and consists of yeast, flour, water, and salt.
 
I think what TB means it that he has generic Kroger brand crackers. Yes, based in Cincinnati, but probably made in Whothehellknowsswhere.
 
HAH!
 
SL gettin' down brown ghetto style.
 
I knew it.
 
3rd coast gets a boooo.
 
Not for the double post but because you can't see any of the hotness.
 
Dino nuggets.
 
That IS ghetto.
 
Still waitin' for Jay to bring his hot dog water soup to this thread.
 
And SoFlo.
 
I know they got some funknessessess.
 
there's a bottle of Lucky Dog in 3rdCoast's first pic, but not sure where it went on the sammich.
 
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