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Post Your Crappy Spicy Food

Hey y'all.
 
Been thinkin' about this one for a few weeks now. I know some of y'all eat some really ghetto stuff and from time to time I do also. I'm quite sure some of y'all have seen some of my posted pics and thought to yourself..."Daaaaaang TB! That looks like ass!" So recently I got to thinkin'. Yeah I know thats dangerous. 
 
I know for a fact y'all eat some weird sheeit-o-meter stuff. I betcha' dollah's to donut's there's a few of y'all that you've cooked up only the finest .25 cent on sale Ramen and thought it would be goodern ' hell if only it had a can of pork n' beans mixed up in it. And of course adding some hot powder and/or hot sauce makes it completely legit.
 
 
So this is the thread where y'all all come clean and posty your most mangled sickening crap that you've made and eaten.
 
A few rules for posting.
 
1. Tell us about the ingredients used.
 
2. Post the spiceenescxt. A heat ingredient is mandatory!
 
3. Words without a pic to back it up are worthless. Pics are mandatory!
 
4. Absolutely no foo foo in this thread but its more than cool and the gang to describe it as such.
 
5. This is supposed to be a fun but revealing thread. Lets just have fun.
 
 
We that's it then.
 
Let me start this train wreck of a thread.
 
The other night I had some leftover pasta my friend Chico made with anchovies, capers, tomato, chiles, and some other stuff. Didn't have really enough to make a meal size portion so I added some other ingredients. 
 
Microwave radiated leftover orcchiette pasta putanesca with only the finest hand opened bag of generic frozen peas and carrots with topped with sour cream and jalapeno tomato vinaigrette reduction.
 
Too bad I had all the decent sized bowls running in the dishwasher.
 
So I opted to serve this delectable culinary delight up in only the best doggy fine china. Gracias missylou.
 

 
Sure it looks like something missylou ate and then barfed up but it was dang tasty y'all!
 

 
As the stuff was being microwaved the smell of the anchovies from the leftover sauce in the pasta started really smelling up the house. mrs. blues hollah' at me from down the hall in her office from where she was working.
 
"Something is stinkin' to high heaven in there. Would you please take out the garbage for the love of GOD!!!!"
 

 
So what y'all got?
 
Leftover little smokie's wrapped in soggy wonder bread and baked in the oven with globs of velveeta on top? 
 
4 day old meatloaf nacho's?
 
Post it up and let us rate just how bad it truly is.
 
Now get on it.
 
And save the holier than thou crap that you never eat stuff like this because we KNOW YOU DO!
 
Ever body knows Jay shaves with 3 day old leftover hot dog water.
 
 
 
 
I got some lameass but tasty cuisine.
 
Whereabouts unknown grown potato, onion, the finest Mexican grown jalapeno's, and grown in real dirt bell pepper.
 
Cooked in vintage 2008 cast iron.
 

 
Shredded fromage  and tomato vinaigrette reduction.
 
Bon appettto homies!
 

 
This meal cost about a whopping .69 cents to make.
 
Fine dining at its best.
 
yeah but mine is better...

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JAYT & SOFLO IN DA HOUSE!!!!!   WOOT!
 
 
But seriously JayT...Corn in a burger is just filler.  We all know it.....  it's just a pass-through ingredient.   Might as well use packing peanuts! 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
:(gigglingwhilestirringthekettle):

BTW, what are those little round brown things in the burger?  Mustard seeds? 
 
Can't take full credit the ol' lady came up with this concoction. Mixed veggies, spiraly noodle things, potatoes, cream of mushroom, cream of chicken, cream of broccoli, chicken chunks, and for the heat we have home made 7 pot primo/yellow moruga seasoned salt! Get some!
 
Buddy your food porn almost looks too good to post in this thread.
 
See thirdcoast's post prior to yours.
 
His looks like barf mixed with pasta.
 
Yours looks sorta' good and you even made an attempt at foo foo with the chopped cilantro garnish.
 
Next time hit that sheeit with a big splooge of ketchup.
 
At the very least include a bottle of Yoohoo that you drank with it to wash it down.
 
 
 
See the trick to this thread is to post food that tastes fairly palatable but looks like it fell on the floor and you picked it up and put it back on the plate and ate it anyway.
 
Or it could food so bad and cheap only drunken hobo's would eat.
 
Or maybe only YOU would eat and even drunk hobo's would throw on the ground.
 
 
I worked for a guy in Alaska that would make instant microwave oatmeal but before he nuked the stuff he'd crack an egg in it and then blast it. He'd pour ketchup and Tapatio on it when it came out. 
 
Waaaay up on the old vomitometer far as I'm concerned.
 
He ate it like it was fine beluga caviar.
 
thirdcoasttx said:
Holy hell I can't stop laughing! My wife is giving me the huge stink eye, I might be in the dog house for this one.
 
That's how you know you did right!
 
God bless your wife.
Oh shit thirdcoast!!!
 
I just noticed the chipped bowl.
 
MORE AWESOMENESSESSESS!!!!!
 
Your wife comes up with a recipe for dinner, and you post it in Crappy Spicy Food? :rofl:
 
Classic.
 
The Hot Pepper said:
Your wife comes up with a recipe for dinner, and you post it in Crappy Spicy Food? :rofl:
 
Classic.
yeah I'm getting the silent treatment all the while stifling my laughter. "Barf mixed with pasta" lmfao. Tb has a masterful way with words.
 
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