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NatGreenMeds

NatGreenMeds

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Plan your next vacation. Which of these is where you want to pitch your tent?


Boysack (Scotland)
Anus (France)
Clap Hill (United Kingdom)
Tittisee (Germany)
Cockintake (United Kingdom)
Ballplay (Tennessee)
Caulkerbush (Scotland)
Agay (France)
Assloss (Scotland)
Bohner's Lake (Wisconsin)
Bigadic (Turkey)
Backside (Scotland)
Cockplay (Scotland)
Bangs Beach (Maine, USA)
Bare (United Kingdom)
Dickey (North Dakota, USA)
Blackdykes (England)
Pennis Wood (United Kingdom)
Gofuku (Japan)
Three Cocks (Wales)
Dickeyville (Wisconsin, USA)
Dunmovin (California, USA)
Peterhead (Scotland)
Mount Gay (West Virginia)
Beaverville (Illinois, USA)
Bone Gap (Illinois, USA)
Vergennes (Illinois)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Tightsqueeze (Virginia, USA)
Iron Knob (Australia)
Big Knockerstown (United Kingdom)
Climax Springs (Missouri, USA)
Willacoochie (Georgia, USA)
Moreheadsville (Pennsylvania, USA)
Weener (Germany)
Deep Gap (Tennessee, USA)
Glasscock (Texas, USA)
Seman (Alabama, USA)
Long Dong (Guangxi, China)
Titless (Switzerland)
Onacock (Virginia, USA)
Maiden Gully (Australia)
Penistone (England)
Fort Dick (California, USA)
Gash (Iran)
Probe (Utah, USA)
Butztown (Pennsylvania, USA)
Thong (England)
Mary's Inlet (Canada)
Bobbin Head (Australia)
Mount Titlis (Switzerland)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Elephant Butte (New Mexico, USA)
Dikshit (India)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Blowhard (Australia)
Sexbierum (Netherlands)
Reamstown (Pennsylvania, USA)
Pecker's Point (Newfoundland, Canada)
Lickdale (Pennsylvania)
Pickles Gap (Arkansas)
Mount Mee (Australia)
Titting (Germany)
Titty Ho (England)
Yocumtown (Pennsylvania, USA)
Fugit (Kentucky, USA)
Assinippi (Massachusetts, USA)
Big Cockup and Little Cockup (England)
Cocktown (Wexford, Ireland)
Cockburn (Australia)
Dyckesville (Wisconsin, USA)
Ballville (Ohio, USA)
Prickwillow (England)
Black Charlie's Opening (Australia)
Kinmount (Ontario, Canada)
Euren (Wisconsin, USA)
Cockland (Ohio, USA)
Spuzzum (Canada)
Bloody Dick (Montana, USA)
Shafter (California, USA)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Mt. Buggery (Australia)
Handcock Town (North Carolina, USA)
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
Muff (County Donegal, Ireland)
Maggie's Nipples (Wyoming, USA)
Bone's Knob (Queensland, Australia)
Fingringhoe (Essex, UK)
Titz (Germany)
Needmore (Texas, USA)
Fruitport (Michigan, USA)
Zip Down (Pennsylvania, USA)
Mount Holly (New Jersey, USA)
 
Maggie's Nipples (Wyoming, USA)

What a perfect place to open a Lingerie store....

I can just see the advertisement in the phone book......

"Check out Maggie's Nipples for your Bra needs"
 
Some UK ones:

Bottom Flash, Cheshire

Bottom Head, Lancashire

Bummers Hill, Hertfordshire

Hooterhall, Cheshire

Dick Slack, Calderdale

Fanny Burn, Perth and Kinross

Lickham Bottom, Devon

Lickey End, Worcestershire

Nob End, Bolton

Little Cocklick, Dumfries and Galloway

Fartown, Kirklees

Booby Dingle, Herefordshire

Cock Burn, Aberdeenshire

Cock Heads, North Yorkshire

Cock Play, Cumbria

Cockfield, Suffolk

Cockshot, Northumberland

Dripend, Stirling

Balls, Devon

Tittensor, Staffordshire

Long Nose Spit, Kent

Knackers Hole, Dorset

Loose Bottom, East Sussex

Slackend, Moray

Hard Head, Cornwall

Hole of Bugars, Shetland Islands

Breasty Haw, Cumbria

Lusty, Somerset

Bell End, Worcestershire


I don't live too far away from Upper Dicker, they have a Lower Dicker too.
 
Bell End, Worcestershire theres a pub there called The Old bell End
quaint place always busy,Can never get to the bar,Wife loves it ;)
 
talas said:
Bell End, Worcestershire
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You made me remember a good one:

Do you know how "Worcestershire Sauce" got it's name?

There was once a tavern that made their own sauce. They placed it on the tables in a plain, unmarked bottle.

One of the first customers to try it, liked it's taste so much, he asked loudly:

Hey, Whats-this-here-sauce? And the name stuck.

hehe, I know....bad, very, very bad.....but I had to say it.....;)
 
NatGreenMeds said:
IGG, you have a one track mind.....

I'm betting you LOVE my name.

hehe, and it has nothing to do with weed!
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hehe, I've actaully got a 70,000 track mind...but oen of the main tracks is dedicated specifically for pot ;)
 
imaguitargod said:
hehe, I've actaully got a 70,000 track mind...but oen of the main tracks is dedicated specifically for pot :lol:
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hahahaaha, yeah:
Track one: Get high on weed
Track two: Get high on weed and get munchies
Track three: While high on weed, and having munchies, eat lots of peppers
Track four: After eating peppers and resolving the munchies, have an after-supper toke
Track five: hehe (I'm just jerking your chain.....hehe)
 
NatGreenMeds said:
hahahaaha, yeah:
Track one: Get high on weed
Track two: Get high on weed and get munchies
Track three: While high on weed, and having munchies, eat lots of peppers
Track four: After eating peppers and resolving the munchies, have an after-supper toke
Track five: hehe (I'm just jerking your chain.....hehe)
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Don't forget to add a shitload of "drink beer" tracks into the mix as well.
 
talas said:
Bell End, Worcestershire theres a pub there called The Old bell End
quaint place always busy,Can never get to the bar,Wife loves it :lol:
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Talas, There's a bar down the street from the nut factory a friend of mine owns, its a biker bar and the name is a classic, you might want to sit down for this one................

DICK'S HALFWAY INN

I eat lunch there on occasion , great wings.
 
DickT said:
Talas, There's a bar down the street from the nut factory a friend of mine owns, its a biker bar and the name is a classic, you might want to sit down for this one................

DICK'S HALFWAY INN

I eat lunch there on occasion , great wings.
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Oh, i SO have to stop in if i ever pass through Baltimore again....
 
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