You know you're a Chilli nut when...............

[bucdout57]

Oh man, that hits home. I get that all of the time.

I'm living that now. I come home and check my seedling then give my wife a kiss.

For me it when I called home and my wife was surprised cause I never call home while at work to ask if she could put my plants indoors cause it was gonna be hotter than I thought. Let's just say that conversation didn't go as I thought it would. Love you baby.

 

[Hawaiianero]

You store your ferments at the office because the temperature swings at home are too drastic. And you can lean over and get a smell off the airlocks whenever you want

 

[Daedra]

not sure if some one said it yet but 
when your mouth waters when thinking about peppers 

 

[Shorerider]

You devote a whole website to anything and everything Chilli related and call it THP!
 
 
SR.

 

[Daedra]

when you taste your food and tell it
 
"i find your lack of capsaicin disturbing'' - darth vader 
 
true story hehe

 

[Scovie]

When your bathroom looks like this:
 
 
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[Daedra]

When your bathroom looks like this:
 
 

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oh man haha 

 

[Shorerider]

I'm guessing that behind that wall is an elaborate cooling system that feeds chilled water through each roll holder to cool them to chillihead levels-right?
 

 
SR.

 

[Scovie]

And your toilet says this:
 
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[Daedra]

And your toilet says this:
 

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that evil toilet :C

 

[Shorerider]

You can't wait to finish cooking something so that you can post it up on THP.
 

 
 
 
SR.
 

 

[2Goats]

When you gas the house, 2 days in a row, both times involving fits of coughing, hacking, sneezing from your spouse.
Getting the hairy eyeball because. "You should have learned your lesson yesterday, whered you put the masks?!"
But hey its different today babe, yesterday it was aerosolized sauce, today its just subatomic powder partlicles floating in the air from the spicy season salt you like so much...

 

[Hawaiianero]

When the wife sees you in the kitchen with something on the stove and takes a deep breath and holds it before running in and out again and not once asking "what's on the stove?"
(actually happened last night, I was just sterilizing some mason jars but she saw the steam and didn't want to take any chances)

 

[Shorerider]

When you think twice before rubbing your eyes.

 

[Hybrid Mode 01]

When you think twice before rubbing your eyes.

 
     Also, when instinct tells you to use "hands-free aiming" every time.

 

[arrgh]

When you read all of this thread, and realize that you could have easily posted half of them.

 

[Hawaiianero]

 
     Also, when instinct tells you to use "hands-free aiming" every time.

Yeah, the instinct is so strong that you go hands free every time even when you're not doing anything with peppers just because you were so traumatized from the last time.

 

[ShortcutToHell]

...when your long nails trap hot sauce and you use your Waterpik to clean the sauce out from under them.

 

[Shorerider]

Yep, happens to me all the time.  
 
 
SR.

 

[Somatic]

When you force yourself not to look closely at your plants for 3 days just so you can see some significant growth