Recent content by Hank

"Ahhhh beer, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."

Ya know what they say....."The only thing that comes outta Texas is steers and queers, and I don't see no horns...." Man, I leave for 6 months to come back and see close-ups of a mullet-totin' Texan sucking on a bottle of monkey piss. I tell ya. ;) That beer has one good use, and one...

I like the ground kind beacuse it's easier on my "teefs". Except when you use ground turkey - the stuff dries like glue. Tasty though.

First, get one of these: http://www.sausagesource.com/catalog/je-hjs.html (this is a good price) Next, a simple dehydrator will do. I use some liquid smoke in the mix and do it in my dehydrator because I can control the heat better, and it stinks the house up good. Use the round nozzle and...

Yep. On the customs forms write "socks" or some other nondescript doo-dad in the description. Then say "oops, how that get in there?"

Mmmm. Tubed mystery meat. The Aldi's variety are a personal fav. :)

Habaneros And Nagas Kick ass!

Try this: Buy some medium to thick wonton skins. Lay out, moisten edges with water. Plop some filling (teaspoon) of your choice in the middle (shredded cheese and jalps is my fav), fold over, trying to get all of the air out. You now have a rectangular thing with a blob of good stuff in the...

Yah - kids with red eyes and dogs with big teeth are ingredients for a bad B movie.

Bummer Is this a porn? Didya get squished by a bug? Never saw 2. 1 was enough.

Yeah, I wasn't too impressed with that article, but I had to throw something out there. This really sums it up. We could really break it down and argue about any food's origin, and I don't know if we'd be able to accurately pinpoint the source. All recipes are an adaptation of anothers, just...

Read this: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8392312/

Have any of the folks here north of the 49th ever experienced difficulty shipping via UPS to/from the US? I have a package to ship to a friend in Vancouver, and he almost spit when I said I was gonna ship UPS. Claims that they don't deliver to a residence, so they make you pick up stuff at the...

Welcome from the land of beer and cheese!

Sounds good. But cilantro is NOT an option, it is a necessity. Ever add a splash of tequila?